First Of All, There Was A Bee In The Car
Bob Eckstein
Well, The Car's Computer Say It's You Who Won't Start, Runs
Chris Wildt
One He Gets Them In A Bear-hug, It's Usually A Done Deal
Nick Downes
I No Longer Worry About My New Car Getting Dinged In
Mike Baldwin
D.n.a. Tests Show That The Fuel Pump Doesn't Belong To This
Dave Carpenter
Confused Drivers
Mike Baldwin
We Spend Billions Annually On Styling Changes
Chris Wildt
Believe Me, Forman, The Problem Is Never On The Molecular
Sidney Harris
Dear God, If There's A Patron Saint For Car Batteries
Shelley Matheis
Mom And Dad Really Lose It - 14 Mile
Roz Chast
You Won't Hear That Funny Noise Anymore. I Turned Up
Marty Bucella
I Certainly Hope It Doesn't Take Me As Long To Pay The Bill
Steve Delmonte
I've Already Seen This Movie. Can You Pull Up
Marty Bucella
So, What'll It Take To Put You In A New Life Today
Jon Herman
Excellent Company Car. Especially If You Work From Home
Mike Baldwin
It Was Owned By A Little Old Lady Who Could Make A Decision
Mike Baldwin
Hey, Earl, Do We Stock The Rear End For A '57 Caucasan
Andy White
Expect Delays
Chris Grosz
Robert Likes To Watch The Mechanic As He Works
Norman Jung
Road Sign 'this Exit, Last Rest Area Before Road Narrows
Bradford Veley
Let's Get One Thing Straight. I Don't Want Your Money
Jim Sizemore
When The Car Is Being Repaired
Marty Bucella
You Need A New Radiator. It's Not Your Fault. It's Not
Mike Baldwin
And Of Course You'll Need Air-conditioning To Cope
Bill Proud
We Don't Need A Test Drive. Just Let Us Try Out The Cup
Chris Wildt
He Absolutely Demanded A Deal. But I Was Able To Satisfy
Ron Morgan
It's A British Car. Needs Braces
Mike Baldwin
Bad News It's Lemon Juice
Andy White
This New Car Is So Smart, It Wrote Its Own Autobiography
Chris Wildt
Of Course They're Small. What Did You Expect They're Floor
Mike Baldwin
Its Motor Is Powered By A Bucket Of Electric Eels
David Brown
Traffic Calming Ahead. Prepare To Be Mindful
Mike Baldwin
Road Work Ahead - Be Prepared To Stop
Mike Baldwin
That'll Be $327.93 For Parts, $268.58 For Labor And $50
Marty Bucella
Sorry About That, Sir. The Decimal Point Was In The Wrong
Norman Jung
Where Airbags Should
Mike Baldwin
And This Model Comes With A Virtual Mother-in-law In
Ron Morgan
Drat I Better Take Her In. The Check Engine Light Just Went
Kelly Kincaid
This Is More Than The Estimate
Mike Flanagan
The Best Time To Buy A Used Car Is When It's New
Edgar Argo
We've Run All The Tests, Doc, And Can't Find A Thing Wrong
Sidney Harris
Auto Diagnostic Center
Hugh Brown
Psychic Car Mechanics
Kes
The New Helium Airbag Was A Mistake
Jonny Hawkins
I Want A 'green' Car Colored Red That Keeps Me In The Black
Chris Wildt
I Do Have An Extra Set Of Keys, They're In The Glovebox
Ralph Hagen
Ah, There's The Problem. I Was Swearing At The Right Part
Marty Bucella
We're Looking For Something Economical, And We Don't Care
Doug Pike
Ownership Gives One A Real Sense Of Accomplishment. Or Skip
Mike Baldwin
And This Little Warning Light Flashes When The Outside Air #1
Mike Baldwin
While Your Salesman Checks With The Manager, Could
Pat Byrnes
Detroit Will Try Anything To Become Profitable
Joseph Farris
Atilla The Dmv Employee
Matthew Diffee
A 50's Vintage Automobile...a Billiards Room. You
George Jartos
Speed Limit Strictly Enforced
Pat Byrnes
It's Redesigned To Handle Rolling
Pat Byrnes
Pine Tree Driving A Truck With A Human-shaped Air Freshener
Matthew Diffee
A Car Is Driving Down The Road With A Nervous Looking Man
Nick Downes
Pull Gently On The Reins
Pat Byrnes
Oversensitive Car Alarm #1
Alex Gregory
My Next Car, I Want One Of Those
Pat Byrnes
Bernard Is Our Sous-mechanic #1
Peter Steiner
My 'check Gallbladder' Light Came
Kaamran Hafeez
You Have To Let Me Make My Own Mistakes
Kaamran Hafeez
Los Angeles 250 Miles
Alex Gregory
A Car With A Sign In Its Back Window That Reads $9,000
Kaamran Hafeez
I've Got A More Exciting Idea. Let's Swap Cars
J. B. Handelsman
Ever Since I Started Wearing A Tie I Really Can't Figure
P. C. Vey
Listen To This Baby Purr
Tom Toro
Needed Inventions An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against
J. B. Handelsman
It Can Also Run On Recycled Cooking Oil, But You Have To
Alex Gregory