Classic Drawings

Nude Defending A Staircase

J. C. Duffy

Classic Autos We Have Muscle Cars For Weaklings

John Stinger

Classic Car Auction I Think I'm Having An Out-of -money

John Stinger

He's Developed A Taste For The Classics

Joseph Farris

I Know I Wanted You To Stop Going To Those Summer Classic

Jerry King

It's An American Classic, With Parts From Japan And Canada

Chris Wildt

I'm 65, Mom - I'll Play My Blondie Records As Loud As I Want

Bob Eckstein

Nothing Much. Reading A Book By Some Dead White Female

J. B. Handelsman

Oh No We've Been Bruegelled

Clive Goddard

Man Offers 1932 Bottle Of Win And Car Keys To Man

Oguz Gurel

Old Rocker

Claudio Furnier

No One Knows His Identity. He Just Turns Up, Cuts

Doug Bentley

Salt Was Given To Roman Soldiers As Wages. That Was

Daniel Allegra

When Was The Last Time You Started Her

George Booth

I Did A Speed Reading Course Yesterday.' - 'it's Incredible

Peter Roy

His Master's Joyce

Royston Robertson

Orville Keeps Bragging About Restoring That Car. He Fails

Jerry King

If Rick Had Been A Building Contractor

Bob Eckstein

I Just Want To Warn You If You Buy This, You May

Dan Thompson

Arcade Game Character Eats Money

Jon Carter

Race Car Drivers

Bryan Reading

I'm Sorry, Sir, But Dostoyevsky Is Not Considered Summer

Peter Steiner

The Father Belonged To Some People Who Were Driving

James Thurber

Thanks. It's Vintage

Matthew Diffee

Perhaps He Was Too Close To The Situation, But Aesop Failed

Alex Gregory

Tiny Tim, Who Did Not Die, Grows Up To Marry Little Nell

J. B. Handelsman

Still Waiting For Something To Turn Up, Mr. Micawber

J. B. Handelsman

A Dog Reading Jack London's The Call Of The Wild

J. B. Handelsman

I Couldn't Remember Who The Dickens Wrote David Copperfield

Aaron Bacall

That Was Classic

Kaamran Hafeez

Updated Classics

Wilbur Dawbarn

I Started Whistling Classic Rock One Day And Now They Won't

Mike Gruhn

He's Got Classic Form, But If He Doesn't Improve His Grades

George Jartos

Writing A Literary Classic

Joseph Farris

The Classic Masks Of Comedy And Tragedy, Or As They're Now

Chris Wildt

You Usually Don't See The Classics Wash Up On The Beach

P. C. Vey

Charlotte's Website' 'the Children's Book Classic Rewritten

Harley Schwadron

Kids At School Call Us 'eight Eyes

Matthew Diffee

Now, Whaddaya Say We Chase Some Cars #1

Matthew Diffee

Caesar Walks In, We Stab Him, And The Rest, As They'll Say

Robert Leighton

Sydney Carton Refuses To Go To The Guillotine Without

J. B. Handelsman

Dr. Manette Sinks In His Daughter's Arms As She Tells

J. B. Handelsman

He Begged His Wife And Kids To Join Him In Tahiti, But

J. B. Handelsman

Aristotle Instructs Young Alexander In Philosophy

J. B. Handelsman

Just As Epimetheus Had Been Warned, Pandora Opened

J. B. Handelsman

Pip Is Found In Possession Of A Controlled Substance

J. B. Handelsman

In Accepting This Hemlock, I Should Like To Thank

J. B. Handelsman

It's Not Your Phone—they're Playing 'für Elise

Liam Francis Walsh

It's Dull Now, But At The End They Smash Their Instruments

J. B. Handelsman

Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even A Mouse

J. B. Handelsman

The Meeting Of The Mothers Of Toulouse-lautrec And Whistler

J. B. Handelsman

Hail, Caesar The Barbarians Have Been Beaten Back, And Rome

J. B. Handelsman

Personally, I'm Getting Sick Of Sequels #1

Peter Steiner

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

J. B. Handelsman

Other Lost Mockingbird 'sequels

Farley Katz

We Decided To Hang On To The Old Black-and-white Set

J. B. Handelsman

We Can Do This The Easy Way Or The Hitchcockian Way

Tom Toro

On Hold, Rick Listens To As Time Goes By Over And Over

Liam Francis Walsh

Rehabilitated At Last

J. B. Handelsman

Lift With Your Knees Not Your Back

Huw Aaron

Call A Meeting, They're Up To Something

Dave Carpenter

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lobbyists

Harley Schwadron

If I Were A Rich Man - Ya Ha Deedle Deedle Deedle Bubba

Tom Toro

Sure, Generic Drugs Save Money, But Don't You Miss

Chris Wildt

Doric, Ionic And Corinthian

Joseph Farris

Charles Darwin

Jim Naylor

Ts Motors Inc

Joseph Farris

Play Dead

David Sipress

It's Official. We Replace The Words Worn-out, Old-fashion

Chris Wildt

The Tin Man Really Should Have Asked The Wizard For Common

Tom Prisk

They Don't Build Them Like This Any More. Heck, Why

Ron Morgan

You're In The Engineering Quad, Just Back Away Slowly

Andrew Toos