Eat Drawings

Four Questions Of The Seder

Keren Keet

We're Going To Look Pretty Stupid If It's Not A Michelin

Mike Mosedale

Well, Mr. Dog Eat Dog, Did You Eat A Dog Today Or Did A Dog

J. B. Handelsman

All-you-should-eat Buffet

Betsy Streeter

Eat In Moderation. Drink In Moderation. Be Merry All

Aaron Bacall

Eat Bacon. Loose Weight

Daniel Beyer

You Are What You Eat Nuts

Tony Zuvela

Cats. All They Do Is Eat And Sleep. Truth Is, They Don't

Mike Baldwin

Have You Tried The New Diet You Can Eat As Much As You Like

Mike Flanagan

The Memo Said We Can't Eat At Our Desk. Didn't Say Anything

Mike Baldwin

I've Had My Cake And Eaten It, Too - Now I Want The Cake

Patrick Hardin

Yeah, But For A Fat Guy Who Doesn't Exercise I'm In Pretty

Matthew Diffee

Restrooms Reserved For Customers With Food Poisoning

P. C. Vey

This Place Caters To Workaholics

Mike Baldwin

If You're Strict Vegetarians, I Recommend

Mike Baldwin

It Says Right Here In The Ingredients, 'this Product

Dave Carpenter

A Telemarketing Call For You, Sir

Dave Carpenter

I'm Sorry, But You Can't Take The Leftovers Home. They're

Sidney Harris

Do We Have To Watch Gordon Ramsey Flambeing Swordfish

Wilbur Dawbarn

What'll It Be - One Large Risk Or Several Small Ones

Sidney Harris

This Will Be A Working Lunch. We'll Need A Wi-fi

Aaron Bacall

Nutrition Guidelines

Sidney Harris

Our Wellness Special Is The Regular Double Cheeseburger

Sidney Harris

Just Knock Over A Couple Of Garbage Cans, And Bring

Sidney Harris

Dial 911. And Change That To A Table For Three

Mike Baldwin

It Will Be A Business Lunch, So We'll Need A Fax Machine

Aaron Bacall

Tofu' Qu'est-ce Que C'est 'tofu'

Sidney Harris

Toblerone - Toblertwo

Royston Robertson

All Natural, No Fat, Cholesterol, Carb, Sodium, Fiber

Joe Kohl

Don't Bring Me Anything Younger Than My Liver

Rod Rossi

Dinner Is On The Table. Just Not Prepared

Marc Tyler Nobleman

I'm Sorry, Sir, Well Done Isn't An Option - We Close

Roy Nixon

There Are Tomatoes In This Salad -- I Distinctly Asked

Baloo

Well Of Course I Overeat When I'm Under Pressure

Chris Wildt

Gloves Off At The Table Please They're Not Gloves, They're

Mike Flanagan

Summertime Blues

Ed Fischer

They Waited As Allen Tabulated How Much The Meal Had Cost

Andrew Toos

The Health Department Will Be Here Any Minute. Get Rid

Sidney Harris

Waiter, There's A Fly In My Soup.' Fly Fisherman

Mike Flanagan

We'll Start With A Menu And A Glass Of Water

Aaron Bacall

Shark At Restaurant

Marty Bucella

If That Thing Eats You, Can I Have Your Car

Jerry King

I'll Need To See A Financial Statement Before You Can Order

Roy Delgado

Good Evening Sir, I Hope You Haven't Been Waiting Long

Kes

People Dine In A Restaurant During Covid Next To Lots

Jason Chatfield

I'm Afraid We're Closed. The Lobsters Escaped And Killed

Tom Prisk

Does The Fish Stink

Tom Prisk

Bob Was Excited About Trying Feng Shui Until He Found

Marty Bucella

What Are You Complaining About It's A Level Playing Field

Charles Barsotti

Are You The One Whose Meat Was Undercooked

Ralph Hagen

How Is The Water Prepared

Aaron Bacall

Great Powerpoint, Garcon - I'll Have The Fish

Richard Sly

You're The Greatest* Mom Ever *except For Those 3 Times

Rich Diesslin

Who Needs Pesticides Most Of The Insects Around Here Die

Mike Baldwin

Dinner Is Just About Ready. Here, Take These And Go Set

Andy White

Could I Have A Look At Your Childrens Menu It's Only

Werner Wejp-olsen

I Would Appreciate It, Prescott, If You Would Stop

Randy Mcilwaine

Why Is It That Laxatives Always Look Like Crap Going

Jason Love

What Happens When Your Little Sister Misses Her Toy Money

Sally Artz

You Kids Have It Easy. In My Day We Didn't Have Glue

Marty Bucella

Soup Of The Day.' 'cream Of Monday

Mike Flanagan

I Think The Waiter Wants A Tip Dear

Lindsay Foyle

Waiter, Is It Raining' 'sorry, Not My Table

Mike Flanagan

Congratulations, You're Eating Local

Chris Wildt

A Fly In Your Soup, Eh -- Call Me If It Gets Any Worse

Baloo

And Then He Yells Man Eater And I Say, Man Eater Moi

Ralph Hagen

I Wish You Were More Adventurous

Gerard Whyman

With The Businessman's Lunch, Sir, You're Expected To Leave

Baloo

The Chef's Salad, Sir You'll Have To Fight Him For

Will Dawbarn

Separate Checks

Mike Baldwin

Every Once In A While Collective Unconscious Kicks

Sidney Harris

The Patrons At Table Five Want To Know Who You Manage

Aaron Bacall