It's Always 'sit,' 'stay,' 'heel'—never 'think,'
Peter Steiner
It's Always 'good Dog'—never 'great Dog
Alex Gregory
Yes, I Came Back. I Always Come Back #1
Harry Bliss
There Are No Bad Dogs. Only Good Dogs Who Make Bad Choices
Kaamran Hafeez
Dog Show Great Dane Category
Naf
Do Your Owners Treat You Well Mine Are Very Kind
J. B. Handelsman
Pet Owner To Pets In Chair 'we Need To Come Up With Some
Jonny Hawkins
I Didn't Get The Owners Manual. I Thought You Got
Martha Campbell
I Can't Get Out -- I Lost The Owner's Manual
Baloo
It's All Here In Teh Fine Print. You're Not Covered
Stan Eales
That's Karma For You He Was Once My Dog
J. B. Handelsman
You Can't Be Too Thin, Too Rich Or Too Catty
Sidney Harris
The Odd Thing Is That I'm Not Really A Cat Person
Kaamran Hafeez
Seven Birthday Cakes A Year Is Playing Havoc With
Dave Carpenter
It's A Dogwood Tree. I Can Tell By It's Bark
Dave Carpenter
Shouldn't You Be Shedding That Winter Coat By Now
Martha Gradisher
We Double-dog Dare
Dave Carpenter
I'm More Of A Cat Person
Wilbur Dawbarn
He Must Be Pleased With Me. He's Wagging His Finger
Robert Thompson
Cat Day Planner
Dave Carpenter
I've Just Noticed - These Aren't Christmas Baubles -
Jim Barker
The Groomer Went A Little Crazy With The Blow Dryer
Scott Nickel
My God, Do You Realize The Year's Half
Eldon Dedini
Great. Now We're Out Of Gas. What Else Can Go Wrong
Sneuro
We Don't Know Anything About Land Ownership. Help Yourself
Roy Delgado
They Were, Sitting Around The Dinner Table, Knocking Off
Alex Gregory
Solicitor Tells Cats 'it's Unorthodox, I Know, But Old Mrs
Royston Robertson
I Brought My Dog Along, To Vouch For
Jack Corbett
Faking Obedience
Benita Epstein
Because I Enjoy Working With People
Jim Sizemore
He's My Personal Trainer
Dave Carpenter
I Told Him Of You Want Cute, Get A Kitten. If You Want
Dick Chodkowski
Cat Gives Bird Valentine's Card
Leo Cullum
Nothing Is Ever Solved. We Continue To Bark At One Another
Roy Delgado
You'll Have To Wait Till We Get Home, I've Run Out Of Bags
John Lightbourne
101 Uses Of A Dead Cat Divination
Simon Bond
Remember, Guys... We've Got To Clean Up This Mess
Roy Delgado
You're Late. Your Dinner Is In
Ron Morgan
Darn They've Put Some Horrible Blue Chemical In The Water
Hagen
Well, Excuse Me For Providing A Sweatshop In A City That
Jack Ziegler
The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After The Elephants
Will Dawbarn
Dog Food Groups
Roz Chast
Hooray For My Cat Who Thinks Everything I Do Is Fantastic
Annie Lawson
Your Home Remodel Team Architect, Contractor, Couples
Phil Witte
Dog Makes A Bank Deposit
Simon Bond
Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets
Joe Wright
Cat With Tenure
Jack Corbett
It's Very Advanced. They Start With Simple Commands - Sit
Harley Schwadron
Cats Reading 2 Lists On A Wall. Under Each List Are Arrows
James And Joanne Hubal
A Great Dane In The Throes Of Furious Activity
Simon Bond
Sorry, Johnson. I Believe I've Already Peed On That Chair
Dick Chodkowski
What If Pets Did Housework
Caroline Holden
Here, Take These... We're Going To Need A Urine Sample
Roy Delgado
Welcome To The Society Of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed
Robert Miller
101 Uses Of A Dead Cat Back Scratcher
Simon Bond
Dog In Hospital Pushes Bone-shaped Iv
Ron Morgan
He`s Quite An Old Cat But He Still Enjoys Getting Out
Mike Seddon
Two Seconds. How Long Do You Pretend You've Swallowed
Marty Bucella
Really, I'm Not Scared Of Fireworks, But I Use Them As An
Hagen
That's The Worst Case Of Fleas I've Ever Seen
Mark Godfrey
Yes, I Did Watch Three Pay-per-view Movies While You
Jerry King
Then It's Agreed. We'll Go With Our Animal Instincts
Roy Delgado
Google Has Replaced You As Man's Best Friend
Ron Morgan
I'm Concerned About His Memory. He Keeps Asking, 'who's
Paul Karasik
Do You Have Anything For Restless Tail Syndrome
Ron Morgan
Did You Wash Your Hands
Doug Hill
Invisible Fences, Voiced Activated Pet Doors, Automatic Pet
Ron Morgan
How Long Have We Been Married In Dog Years
Roy Delgado
I'd Say Your Bird Is Perfectly Healthy
Norman Jung
Dog At Psychiatrist
Graham Harrop