The Environmental Protection Agency Cranks It Up A Notch
Mike Baldwin
Drop It. Back Away
Jim Shoenbill
300 People Were Killed Or Injured Ensuring That No Animals
Bill And Bob Thomas
Well The Good News Is That The System Is Completely
Fran
I'm Pro Forma Today...you Got 30 Sec To Finish And Get
David Donar
True, We Don't Give Out Personal Information, But Every
Sidney Harris
We Better Stay With Our Present Health Care Provider
John Stinger
Well, Mr. 'i Don't Need Any Sunblock', What Have You Got
Randy Mcilwaine
It Says...desperately Seeking Someone To Explain
John Stinger
It's The New Epa Mandated Bbq Grill
Joe Brown
Data Mine - Gold
Chris Slane
I Appreciate The Concept Of Universal Health Care, But
Larry Lambert
Internet Supervision
Alfredo Martirena
Make Way For Progress
Ed Fischer
Where's The Fun In Being An Employer If You Can't
Mike Mosedale
The Good News Is We Qualify For Obamacare. The Bad News
John Stinger
Ya Know, If You Remember Your Password, You Have Everything
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
We Value Your Privacy Actually, We Value It At Around $20
Mark Lynch
The 'out Of Pocket' Generation
John Stinger
Medicare More Is Better
John Stinger
I'm The New Safety Officer
Mike Flanagan
So You Want Us To Swallow A Pill Like That
John Stinger
Of Course There Are More Bureaucrats Than Field Workers
Jack Corbett
The Usual Suspects
Paul Fell
We Have Some Facts About You That You Don't Remember, Some
Sidney Harris
Syringe Being Bent By A Tattoo Of A Knight In Armour
Kaz
You Forgot The Product Label
John Stinger
Cloud Computing
Mark Lynch
I Hear You're Keeping A File On Who's Been Naughty
John Byrne
Health And Safety Nightmare
Mike Mosedale
Once, I Tried To Change The Laces, And The Landmarks
Alex Gregory
Did The Three Pigs Have Enough Insurance To Rebuild
Aaron Bacall
It's Nothing Personal, We Just Like To Secure
Dave Carpenter
Sun Protection
Ralph Hagen
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
Mike Baldwin
Consumer Protection Act
Bart Roozendaal
You Want Some Protection Money Oh, Thank God. For A Moment
Stan Eales
Protection And Food Used To Be Enough, But Now, They Want
Hagen
I'd Like To Clarify That I Bought You For Protection
Rick Enright
Do You Have A Data Protection Officer
John Byrne
There've Been Some Cutbacks In The Witness Protection
Martha Campbell
They're For Emotional Protection
David Borchart
It's Voice Activated, Password Protection Software. Now
Marty Bucella
Since I Don't Have A Family, I Pretty Much Use It
Alex Gregory
Don't You Feel A Lot Safer Now That Crime Is Illegal
J. B. Handelsman
Shepherd Watching Sheep On Closed Circuit Tv
Liam Francis Walsh
Don't Forget To Use The Sunblock, Roger. You Know How
Christopher Weyant
The Blender Just Texted—we Forgot To Turn Off The Stove
Kaamran Hafeez
That's Kevin, My Security-guy
Mick Stevens
I Just Want To Thank You For Not Naming Names
P. C. Vey
Don't Forget Your Gunfighting Helmet
Liam Francis Walsh
When I See A Person, I Don't Know If He's Protecting Us Or
Sidney Harris
I'd Kill For A Spider-hole Like That In Manhattan
Christopher Weyant
Heaven- A Gated Community
Peter Steiner
Susan, Hold All Calls For The Next Six Hours. I'm Trying
Aaron Bacall
Wish You Would've Warned Me About This. I Hate Getting
Mike Baldwin
If You Feel Obamacare Doesn't Go Far Enough, We Can Send
Harley Schwadron
In The Event Of The End Of Medicare, Which Country Has An
Harley Schwadron
Republican Healthcare
Peter Steiner
You Did Remember The Condoms Didn't
Clive Goddard
It's Not For Hunting. I Just Want To Be Able To Protect
Mike Baldwin
I'm Your Bodyguard. The Face And Hair Cost Extra
Tom Toro
In Exchange For My Testimony, They Gave Me A Whole New
Mike Baldwin
Thanks, Grandma How Do I Password Protect
Harley Schwadron
The Anesthetic Should Be Strong Enough, But I've Put This
Kresten Forsman
Don't Invade His Space
Mike Baldwin
Someday Son, All This Will Be Yours To Argue With
Aaron Bacall
The Dept. Of Agriculture Says Yes, The Environmental
Sidney Harris
Your Witness
Paul Kinsella
Here He Comes To Save The Day
John Stinger