A Cat Pours Himself A Gin And Tonic
Ellis Nadler
Eat In Moderation. Drink In Moderation. Be Merry All
Aaron Bacall
Energy Drinks My Foot I've Drunk 10 Cans A Day And Now
Karsten Schley
When I Drink, I Don't Drive. I Stay Right Here Where It's
Norman Jung
Man Overboard And Drink Overboard
Ian Dicks
The Drinks Cabinet Is Empty
Kamagurka
Drinks Vending Machine Tea, Coffee, No Idea What This Is
Royston Robertson
Low-energy Drinks
Glen Le Lievre
Drink Going For 'fizzyotherapy
Adey Bryant
I'd Like To Buy Everyone A Drink. All I Ask In Return
J. B. Handelsman
One Of You Men In The Kitchen Give The Officer Another Drink
James Thurber
They Keep Asking For More Ice For Their Drinks
Mick Stevens
Reggie's Attempts To Drink And Drive Met With Disastrous
Tim Cordell
Buy Your Beers No. I Was Just Saying The Drink's On
Nate Fakes
No Thanks, I Don't Drink When I'm Driving Home A Point #1
Joseph Farris
I Gotta Have A Drink Of Water But Not That Stuff I Heard
Pletch
Dope - Nah Mate, I'm On The Hard Stuff Now...energy Drinks
Trevor White
If The Energy From This Drink Last Longer Than 4 Hours
Marty Bucella
Once I Get Started I Drink Like A Fish
Patrick Hardin
That Wasn't Me, Officer. That Was The Liquor Driving
Matthew Diffee
I Can't Decide Between A Little Umbrella And An Olive On
Peter Steiner
I Always Order The Venti, 'for Tomorrow We May Die
Kaamran Hafeez
It Doesn't Matter If The Glass Is Half Empty Or Half Full
P. C. Vey
You Go Back To The Party, Mr. Mcmurtrie. I'll Handle
James Thurber
You Really Do Something To My Judgement And Risk Control
P. C. Vey
I Don't Know—my Gut Tells Me I Should Have Another Beer
Matthew Diffee
No Way Was That Decaf
Danny Shanahan
Signs That Colas Are Making You Fat
Graham Harrop
I Pick Fights When I Get Drunk
Betsy Streeter
Champagne Cork Stopping Sand In Hourglass
Joseph Farris
Suddenly, Ken Regretted Eating The Ploughman's Lunch
Clive Goddard
You Can Lead A Horse To Water, Son, But Try Not To Drive
Wilbur Dawbarn
You Certainly Have A Well Equipped Work Bench
Vahan Shirvanian
They Expect Us To Vote Cold Sober
Baloo
I Don't Know Anything About Art But I Know What Wines I Like
Aaron Bacall
No, Wait, That's Not A Bad Idea Put In A Starbucks
Vahan Shirvanian
One More For Me An Tiffany, And One More For You And
Elmer Parolini
Drunken Slob To Woman At Bar, ...if You Want My Body
Tony Husband
You've Been Drinking
Werner Wejp-olsen
I've Lost Faith In What Warren Buffett Says To Do, So I'm
Doug Pike
How Many Pints Have You
Mike Flanagan
We're Hoping For A Really Smooth Wine Here #1
Sam Gross
Spin The Bottle...drinking Problems
Ed Fischer
He Didn't Have Any Alcohol In His System When He Crashed
Theresa Mccracken
Somehow Our Astronauts' Eyesight Is Being Damaged. Either
Larry Lambert
Honey, I Think Our 3-second Rule Should Just Apply To Food
Doug Pike
Drunken Cyclist
E. T. Reed
We'll Start With A Menu And A Glass Of Water
Aaron Bacall
I Was Sending An Email To A Client From My Laptop When
Jerry King
But What Hurt Most, Was The Way She Just Looked At Me
Kes
She Didn't Say Yes And She Didn't Say No -- She Said 'get
Baloo
Any More Bright Ideas
Ron Therien
Honestly, The Water Hole Is Back That Way...why Would I Lie
Kes
Lemonade 50 Cents, Now Hiring, 'okay, You're Hired -- Now
Baloo
Are You Ordering Two More Bottles Or Just Slipping
Nick Baker
I Can Give Up Drinking And Lead A Normal Life- Make Up
Baloo
Never Give A Cow A Giant Straw
Stik
I'm Making A Fortune. I Tell Everyone The Punch Is Full
Joseph Farris
Put An Olive In It Please. My Doctor Told Me To Eat More
Mike Flanagan
I Dunno What 'er Misshus 'll Shay--but Any'ow 'm Nor Goin
Phil May
We Don't Seem To Be Doing Well In The Foreign Beverage
Doug Pike
Of Course It's Real Spring Water. I Got It Out Of This Hose
Chris Wildt
Companies Take Action Against Employee Burnout
Ena Van Bockel
Never Mind The Vintage, We Just Want To Get Pissed
Neil Bennett
Have You Been 'helping The Environment By Supporting Local
Royston Robertson
I Can't Find Anything Wrong With You - It Must Be
Adey Bryant
Harold Took The Advice Of The 'experts' And Only Invested
Doug Pike
Lethal Drops Of Alcohol
Wilfred Hildonen
Aunt Dotty Always Enjoyed Her Meals On Wheels
M J Fry