First Of All, There Was A Bee In The Car
Bob Eckstein
He Passed The Sobriety Test. Now I Think He's Just Showing
Mike Baldwin
One He Gets Them In A Bear-hug, It's Usually A Done Deal
Nick Downes
Does Our Driver's Performance Meet With Your Approval If
J. B. Handelsman
Our Drivers Are Safe, Courteous And Professional. Want
Tom Swick
A London Taxi Driver Speaks
Graham Harrop
Back Seat Driver
Chris 'roy' Taylor
Short Sighted Driver
Ronaldo Dias
Driver With A Rear View Mirror Attached To His Forehead
Jan Zandstra
Idiot Driver Sensor System
Betsy Streeter
Designated Driver At A Party
Pletch
Inconsiderate, Stupid Drivers This Lane Only
Tony Zuvela
It's Not That I'm Old. I've Always Been A Lousy Driver
J. B. Handelsman
Bob Continued To Yell At Other Drivers Long After
Mike Baldwin
Traffic Warden In A Wheelchair Giving A Ticket To A Driver
Roy Delgado
Can I Buy That Driver's Insurance After All
Kelly Kincaid
This Is My Designated Driver In Case I Drink Some Eggnog
Roy Delgado
Maud Was A Real Backseat Driver
Allan Plenderleith
While The Idea Of Giving Her Keys To A Designated Driver
Ryan Stoker
How Come All The Bad Drivers Follow You
Roy Delgado
See What I Mean - Look How Close That Woman Driver
Baloo
He Wasn't Distracted. He's Just A Lousy Driver
Ralph Hagen
Your Mom As Our Designated Driver, Man, Is Sure Putting
Jack Corbett
This Time The Auto Maker Is Recalling All The Drivers
Norman Jung
Speed Limit Strictly Enforced
Pat Byrnes
This One's Too Hard To Type On While I'm Driving #1
Alex Gregory
Will You Pay Attention To The Road And Quit Playing
Nate Fakes
Pensioner On A Mobility Scooter Who Leaves Run
Cluff
Sorry I'm Late - I Stopped Off For A Beer And A Back Rub
Graham Harrop
Insensitive Driving School - 'that Was Crap
Clive Goddard
Harold, Your Right Turn Signal Is Still 'on
Dave Carpenter
What The Sign Said 60 Max. What You Saw Go Man
Mike Baldwin
I'm Not Giving You A Lift. If You Want To Run Away
Mike Baldwin
I Recommend The Safety-m2000. It's Just Loud Enough To Warn
Mike Baldwin
It's Rumoured That He's Becoming An Alcoholic
Wilbur Dawbarn
I Told You To Ask For Directions But You Were Too Proud
Aaron Bacall
If You Have To Drive That Slow, Put On Your Emergency
Mike Baldwin
No, Officer, I Wasn't Driving Erratically While Talking #1
Harley Schwadron
I Know My Husband And There's No Point Arguing With
Len Chapman
Accountant With Meter
John Morris
This Is The Shortcut
Joe Kohl
Two Burgers, A Shake And A Cola. Take Your Time. This One's
Andy White
This Baby Gets Such Horrible Miles Per Gallon, You
Chris Wildt
Ambulance Paramedic Making The 'nee Naw' Noise
David Mcneill
It Was His Fault, He Was Doing The Speed Limit
Ralph Hagen
He Didn't Have Any Alcohol In His System When He Crashed
Theresa Mccracken
What's So Special About Seeing A Horse Box
Nigel Sutherland
Seriously, Bob, Your Map Reading Skills Leave A Lot To
Randy Mcilwaine
Caution- Watch Out For Drool
Dave Carpenter
Ok, That's Enough For Today. I Think He's Learned His Lesson
Mike Baldwin
Lollipop Man, Dear.. What Lollipop Man
Mark Milligan
Driverless Cars Are Coming
Larry Lambert
My Wife Insisted I Stop And Ask Someone For Directions
Roy Delgado
I Always Play The Gps Through The Backseat Speakers. That's
Chris Wildt
He's Never Hit An Underground Line In Twenty Years. He
Andrew Toos
A Rally Car Crashes Into Hay Bales
Ellis Nadler
License Bureau
Dave Carpenter
Road Sign 'this Exit, Last Rest Area Before Road Narrows
Bradford Veley
It Wasn't My Fault, Your Honor -- I Swerved To Avoid A Pink
Baloo
I Know Nothing About Cars. Is This A Good Lemon
Roy Delgado
How Was My Emergency Stop
Jack
I Understand You Have Some Grievances
Joseph Farris
Okay. Now, Try To Parallel Park While Talking On Your Cell
Marty Bucella
When I Drink, I Don't Drive. I Stay Right Here Where It's
Norman Jung
Driving School Car Being Followed By Wreckers
Stan Eales
Remember, If You Have An Accident, The Newspaper Will Print
Roy Delgado
I Don't Mind A Medical But I Think That's A Bit Much
Roy Nixon
Have To Go, There's Somebody At The Door
Geoff Thompson
Dad Put That Sign There To Keep Tabs On My Driving
Norman Jung