Perform Cartoons

Touch Gig

Tim Cordell

I Feel Tremendous Pressure To Frolic

Alex Gregory

Performing Dog

Fist

Any Other Skills

John Morris

Great Deal Of Fund Underperforming

Simon Ellinas

Freedom Is Nice, But I Miss The Circus For The Applause

Hagen

Man Holding Classic Theater Masks

Brad Mcmillan

We Don't Need An Internet Start-up To Make Millions-don't

Marc Tyler Nobleman

Your Performance Review Is Next Tuesday. You're Allowed

Mike Baldwin

Or Not To Be'

Wilbur Dawbarn

We'll Be Performing The Operation Using Original Instruments

Peter Steiner

Sales Chart Plummets Into Employees Head

Dave Carpenter

I Find It Hard To Perform In These Market Conditions

P. C. Vey

Wait Till They're Back In The Boat Before Jump Out Of

P. C. Vey

You Really Need To Work On Your Ideas That I Take All

P. C. Vey

It's Not Your Phone—they're Playing 'für Elise

Liam Francis Walsh

Give Me An F-hashtag

Pat Byrnes

Is This A Trick Question

Kaamran Hafeez

This Next Song's About Our Desperate Struggle To Please

Mike Baldwin

Just Because Everyone Applauded When You Dropped Your Lunch

Aaron Bacall

A Cat Rejects A Dog Performer's Act

Tim Cordell

It Was Here When Harris Decided To 'tweak' Things A Bit

Dave Carpenter

Radiator Jazz Player

Tom Toro

This Is A 'placebo' Line. It Serves No Purpose But It Makes

Dave Carpenter

No No - Play Dead. What You're Doing Is Indicating

Tom Toro

Well Of Course You Outperformed Me. The Incentives

Dave Carpenter

Larry, You Can't Blame Everything On The Media

Harry Bliss

And Don't Get Any Funny Ideas

Todd Condron

Your Entire Performance Review Is Based On What You Do

Andrew Toos

Interpreter For The Hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing

Mike Baldwin

This Next Song Is About How Dreams Really Can Come True

Mike Baldwin

A Concert

Fritz Eltze

To Prevent Human Error, The Power Station Only Employed

Kamagurka

Miracle Gro Compost

Will Dawbarn

It's Like A Business. Concentrate On The Bottom Lion

Leo Cullum

Ok, Now I Want Everybody To Put Their Hands Together

P. S. Mueller

Couldn't You Have Just Gone Goth Like Your Brother

T. Russell Harris

Seal Wondering Whether It Will Ever Get The Trick Right

Vahan Shirvanian

Houdini's Dog

Ham Khan

To Calm Your Anxiety About Your Mri, M.r.i.-ah Carey

Jon Carter

I Am Going To Recommend A Stock That Has Consistently

Aaron Bacall

Trilby - 'petits Bonheurs De Contrebande

George Du Maurier

Coughing, Or Non-coughing

Trevor White

Have You Ever Thought Of Putting Them On In The Park

David Sipress

Pipe Dream

Bradford Veley

You Folks Enjoying The Big Top

George Jartos

Damn Mcgee's Good

Pletch

Simms Is Causing Some Real Morale Problems With The Sales

Dave Carpenter

He Salivates

Sidney Harris

Well Of Course We Don't All Freeze Up In The Spotlight

Kendra Allenby

Organ Grinder And Monkey Having Swapped Roles

Unknown

Oh, For Pete's Sake He Walks The Walk And He Talks

Chris Wildt

The Sudden, Sure Knowledge That One's Best Efforts

Gahan Wilson

Yeah, But Good Luck Getting It Peer-reviewed

Emily Flake

Good Coffee #1

Michael Crawford

You Mean We've All Been Playing Different Songs I Wonder #1

Jason Love

Well, There's Nothing In The Rules That Says Baboons Can't

Alex Matthews

I'm Sorry. We Don't Want A Ring-tailed Lemur. We Want

Charlie Hankin

Lester Crosses That Very Fine Line Separating Cost

Bradford Veley

Dancing School

Dave Carpenter

Actually, I'm More Interested In Seeing How We Stack

Mike Baldwin

You're Not What We Hand In Mind When We Advertised For

Theresa Mccracken

We Get It. You're Straight

Harry Bliss

Good V Evil

Richard Dall

My Previous School Only Had A Single-decker Walking Bus

Len Hawkins

His Bach Is Worse Than His Bite

Roy Delgado

That Was Absolutely Horrible When Can You Start

Mike Puckett

Well Sid, I'll Tell You Why Dogs Get All The Good Parts

Mike Baldwin

Here's A Little Song I Wrote In Prison. Actually, I Was

Chris Wildt

Remind Me—what's Scary About A Chair

Joe Dator

I'll Be Performing The Operation, And This Is

Alex Gregory

And Here To Perform The Circumcision Is The Highly Skilled

Loren Fishman