Restaurant Cartoons

He Feels He Can Do More Good Working Within The System #1

Alex Gregory

In Vino Veritas' You Can't Handle The Veritas

Pat Byrnes

We're Going To Look Pretty Stupid If It's Not A Michelin

Mike Mosedale

Restaurant Customer Waiting To Be Seated Dies Of Hunger

Len Chapman

Man Walks Into A Restaurant With A Sign Saying Billy Bob's

P. C. Vey

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant Advertises 'bbq, $10

Theresa Mccracken

People Dine In A Restaurant During Covid Next To Lots

Jason Chatfield

Oh But This Is A Theme Restaurant. Our Theme Is Keeping

Marc Tyler Nobleman

Hear About The New Restaurant Called Karma

Mike Flanagan

You Must Be This Wide To Enter The Restaurant

Randy Mcilwaine

We Have A Couple Of Items That Are Trending This Evening

Matthew Diffee

Let Me Guess. You Want French And You Want Ranch

Matthew Diffee

Would You Care For Some Fresh-ground Pepper Andor

Matthew Diffee

Come On, Let's Have Kids. Next Week You Can Pick

Joe Dator

If You Represent Special Interests, I Can Seat

J. B. Handelsman

I Suppose I Should Have Let A Few Minutes Elapse

J. B. Handelsman

All Our Donuts Are Hand Fried In What Will Eventually

P. C. Vey

Man Walks By A Cafe With A Sign Saying Lunch Buffet - All

Christopher Weyant

I'm Not Saying The Lamb Is Good, But Nobody's Complained

P. C. Vey

If You Order That, You Will Impress

Kaamran Hafeez

All Of Tonight's Specials Dance Around The Whole Gmo Thing

P. C. Vey

And, On The Lowest End Of The Caloric Spectrum, We Offer

Alex Gregory

We Make Substitutions Within Reason, Madame. We Can Give

J. B. Handelsman

Would You Like To See The Markup

Christopher Weyant

Can I Get You A Cup Of Coffee Before You Realize You're

P. C. Vey

I'm Adding A Ten Percent Surcharge To Cover Inefficiency

P. C. Vey

Is The Asparagus Farm-raised Or Wild-caught #1

Alex Gregory

Something's Wrong With The Broccoli. Please Take It Back

J. B. Handelsman

Certainly. A Party Of Four At Seven-thirty In The Name

J. B. Handelsman

Thank You, Sir. I See You're Not Hopelessly Liberal

J. B. Handelsman

In This Economic Downturn We're Asking For Volunteers

P. C. Vey

You Will Soon Be Stuck With The Check

Christopher Weyant

Would You Take The Guy At Table 4 I Used To Be His Broker

Peter Steiner

Excuse Me, Waiter There's A Hair In My Soup

Kaamran Hafeez

Sorry Folks-it's Not What You Ordered, But Everyone

J. B. Handelsman

Menu, Womenu

Mary Lawton

Wheatgrass Is Highly Effective At Neutralizing Joy

Alex Gregory

When My Mother Asks If You Want Anything To Eat Just Say No

P. C. Vey

The Chef's Special Is Roast Goose With Glazed Pears

Mike Baldwin

Let That Be A Lesson To You. Never Order A Steak In

Mike Baldwin

Just Bring Me Whatever They Drop On The Floor

Mike Baldwin

Would You Like To Start With A Drink, A Menu, Or My Gratuity

Aaron Bacall

If You're Strict Vegetarians, I Recommend

Mike Baldwin

Welcome To Valhalla. I'm Hilde And I'll Be Your Valkyrie

Martha Gradisher

You Owe Us A Tenner

Wilbur Dawbarn

Luigis Pizza's Home Delivery

Mike Williams

Lawsuits, Lawsuits, Lawsuits

Sidney Harris

Not In Service

Clive Goddard

Easily Annoyed By Nearby Texting Guests Or Not Easily

Aaron Bacall

I'll Have The Catch Of The Day

Mike Baldwin

Let Me Have 20% Fat, 40% Carbohydrate, 40% Protein And

Aaron Bacall

Chef, We've Run Out Of Terracotta Roof Tiles

Clive Goddard

Your Table Will Be Ready Shortly

Mike Baldwin

And Here To Perform The Circumcision Is The Highly Skilled

Loren Fishman

We're Really Sorry

Kamagurka

The Meal Was Delicious. My Compliments To The Haematologist

Kes

Can I Tell You About A Few Items That Aren't On The Menu

Christopher Weyant

Oh, How Sweet Of

Marty Bucella

The Attorney's Lunch—may I Hear The Warranty

Leo Cullum

Do You Want Me To Serve You With A French Accent Or In

Werner Wejp-olsen

No Fortune Cookies Please - I Don't Want To Get My Hopes

Dan Rosandich

Have You Ever Been Through A Harvester Before, Sir

Stik

Indian Cuisine Cash And Curry

John Stinger

This Is The Second Bowl She's Sent Back..now She's

Kes

Relax Sir, I'm Sure Chef Barely Remembers You Posting

Mark Lynch

We're Out Of Flowers #1

Danny Shanahan

Don't Get Your Hopes Up, Honey. I Call Everybody 'honey

Mick Stevens

Are There Any Reports Of Illness At This Table #1

Frank Cotham

I Know You Didn't Order Meatballs. That's The Gravy

Roy Nixon

Where Do You See Yourself In Say,five Minutes From Now

Kes

Small Caesar Salad #1

Leo Cullum

Can't You Squeeze Me

Scott Wilson