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James Thurber

All Right, Have It Your Way - You Heard A Seal Bark by James Thurber It's A Naive Domestic Burgundy Without Any Breeding, But by James Thurber Perhaps This Will Refresh Your Memory by James Thurber Touche by James Thurber What Have You Done With Dr. Millmoss by James Thurber With You I Have Known Peace, Lida, And Now You Say You're by James Thurber Why Did I Ever Marry Below My Emotional Level by James Thurber
 

Bob Mankoff

No, Thursday's Out. How About Never - Is Never Good For by Bob Mankoff But How Do You Know For Sure You've Got Power Unless by Bob Mankoff Generally Accepted Accounting Practices Weren't by Bob Mankoff Look, Joel, You're Relatively Young, Have A Relatively Nice by Bob Mankoff Highway Robbery by Bob Mankoff Well, Bob, It Looks Like A Paper Cut, But Just To Be Sure by Bob Mankoff Lightbulb Moment by Bob Mankoff
 

Peter Steiner

It's Always 'sit,' 'stay,' 'heel'—never 'think,' by Peter Steiner On The Internet, Nobody Knows You're A Dog by Peter Steiner I'm Sorry, Sir, But Dostoyevsky Is Not Considered Summer by Peter Steiner Two Stones Tickets, Please, Senior Discount by Peter Steiner I Like It After The Holidays, When The Crowds Are Gone by Peter Steiner Mostly Mozart, Nothing. It's All Mozart Or No Mozart by Peter Steiner Lawrence Of Suburbia by Peter Steiner
 

Dan Collins

7 Dwarves Of Menopause by Dan Collins Lawyer, Lawyer Get Out Of The Water by Dan Collins Founding Fathers I Keep Thinking We Should Include by Dan Collins 7 Dwarves Of Midlife by Dan Collins Born To Rock by Dan Collins Santapede by Dan Collins Proof Of Global Warming by Dan Collins
 

Matthew Diffee

Che Guevara In A Bart Simpson T-shirt by Matthew Diffee She's So Jersey by Matthew Diffee The Vesparados by Matthew Diffee I'm Trapped In An Elevator - Wait, It Gets Worse by Matthew Diffee O.k., But Let's Say You Have Up To Six Hundred Intruders by Matthew Diffee Once Again, We're Boarding Only Our Elite Premium by Matthew Diffee I'd Say My Biggest Influence Is Probably Pollock by Matthew Diffee
 

Tim Cordell

Law School Teacher by Tim Cordell Touch Gig by Tim Cordell Whenever I Walk In A Room,everyone Ignores by Tim Cordell Rugby Scrum With A 'meeting In Progress' Sign by Tim Cordell Making A Pact With The Devil At The Crossroads by Tim Cordell How The Hell Do I Tell Them I Haven't A Clue Where We're by Tim Cordell You're Not Taking This Seriously, Are by Tim Cordell
 

Alex Gregory

The Two Things That Really Drew Me To Vinyl Were by Alex Gregory It's Always 'good Dog'—never 'great Dog by Alex Gregory And Did That Make You Feel Like A Little Bitch by Alex Gregory Could We Up The Dosage I Still Have Feelings by Alex Gregory He Feels He Can Do More Good Working Within The System by Alex Gregory If Only I'd Thought To Take My Damn Phone With Me, I by Alex Gregory It's Eden. You Don't Have To Keep Checking For Ticks by Alex Gregory
 

Keren Keet

Four Questions Of The Seder by Keren Keet Sorry, Wrong House by Keren Keet That's Just Sick by Keren Keet Dating In Oz by Keren Keet Yeah, Sure, A 'family Outing' I'm Telling You, It's That by Keren Keet Uh, Dad, Is This Going To Take Long by Keren Keet Auto-correct Strikes by Keren Keet
 

Charlie Hankin

You Ever Have Flying Dreams by Charlie Hankin Octopus Shadow Puppets by Charlie Hankin Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene by Charlie Hankin No, You're Not In A Box. You're In An Exit Row. And I Need by Charlie Hankin He's An Indoor Cat by Charlie Hankin Early Computers Took Up Whole Rooms by Charlie Hankin Page 61, Section 12, Paragraph 9, Item B- Change 'woof' by Charlie Hankin
 

Julia Suits

Liquor, Gamblin', Broads, Tobacco. What's The Q Stand by Julia Suits They Drown Out All The Neighbors' Chimes by Julia Suits Yeah, I've Been In Rehub by Julia Suits Caution Confusing Signage Ahead by Julia Suits That's A Big If by Julia Suits How Long Have We Been Sitting On Balls, Jon by Julia Suits And That's When I Realized That I Much Preferred Making by Julia Suits
 

J. B. Handelsman

You Have A Pretty Good Case, Mr. Pitkin. How Much Justice by J. B. Handelsman King Lear And His Accoutant by J. B. Handelsman An Excellent Defense. Let's Give Her The Doctorate by J. B. Handelsman By Strategic Use Of Postcards, Thoreau Manages To Keep by J. B. Handelsman Please, John, Not The Cheap Scotch. My Body Is A Temple by J. B. Handelsman Dickens' First Encounter With A Martini by J. B. Handelsman I'm A Social Scientist, Michael. That Means I Can't Explain by J. B. Handelsman
 

Tom Toro

Yes, The Planet Got Destroyed. But For A Beautiful Moment by Tom Toro When It Comes To Blowing Leaves Around Uselessly by Tom Toro Super Karamazov Bros by Tom Toro A Medal Podium With Places For First, Second And Third by Tom Toro Goldilocks At Sundance by Tom Toro I'm Poison Oak. I'm Pretty Sure I'm Poison Oak.... Or by Tom Toro Phil Uses All Seven Tiles In Scrabble And Ascends To Heaven by Tom Toro
 

Jonesy

Brother Andrew Is A Big Elvis Fan by Jonesy Would A Dash Of Hollandaise Sauce Be Too Much To Ask by Jonesy And What Exactly, Your Almightiness, Is Wrong With by Jonesy As Plan B's Go It's Radical, But It's A Sure Fire Way by Jonesy He Hasn't Got A Leg To Stand by Jonesy Two Walkers Look On, Bewildered, As Badgers Arm Themselves by Jonesy I've Raised Millions For Charity. I've Just Never Given by Jonesy
 

Liam Francis Walsh

Waiting For Waldot by Liam Francis Walsh I Just Think It Sends The Wrong Message by Liam Francis Walsh What Does That One Look Like To by Liam Francis Walsh He Looks So Natural by Liam Francis Walsh I Love The Blockbusters Of The Summer Confession Season by Liam Francis Walsh Six Characters In Search Of An Outlet by Liam Francis Walsh Carrot In Front Of The Donkey Workout by Liam Francis Walsh
 

Bob Eckstein

One Day Son All This Will Be by Bob Eckstein First Of All, There Was A Bee In The Car by Bob Eckstein Lady Fowler, How Long Has Your Husband Been Missing by Bob Eckstein We Don't Make Cookies Anymore - I'm Selling Girl Scout Apps by Bob Eckstein What Do You Mean, 'when Did I Have The Time To Have An by Bob Eckstein Trucks Sprinkle Salt And Grind Fresh Pepper On The Roads by Bob Eckstein I Gotta Go - We're Discussing My Compulsive Communicatoins by Bob Eckstein
 

Loren Fishman

There Goes The Neighborhood by Loren Fishman But On The Bright Side, I Was Able To Find A Loophole That by Loren Fishman Oh, This Is Just Great... Now How Am I Going To Get A Wi-fi by Loren Fishman Quack by Loren Fishman Did You Try Unplugging It And Plugging It Back by Loren Fishman Will Work For Union Scale by Loren Fishman Yes, A Winky Face Is Correct... But In Ancient Times by Loren Fishman
 

Seth Fleishman

A Vampire In A Canoe by Seth Fleishman Doorman With Four Arms by Seth Fleishman Complimentary Bread by Seth Fleishman Man Holds Up Giant Disco Ball On Slope by Seth Fleishman Noah Falls Asleep By Counting Animal Pairs by Seth Fleishman Helmet Tan Line by Seth Fleishman Two Cows In Military Dress Looking At A Map Table With by Seth Fleishman
 

Kaamran Hafeez

There Are No Bad Dogs. Only Good Dogs Who Make Bad Choices by Kaamran Hafeez I Understand You're Some Fancy Pants Lawyer by Kaamran Hafeez I Made Partner by Kaamran Hafeez Sisypus Taking A Lunch Break From Pushing His Boulder Uphill by Kaamran Hafeez You Said I'd Be Part Of A Team by Kaamran Hafeez I Don't Think I Can Be Truly Happy Unless I Have More by Kaamran Hafeez It's For You - It's My Lawyer by Kaamran Hafeez
 

Felipe Galindo

Superhero Goalie by Felipe Galindo Nothing Like Fresh Maple Syrup by Felipe Galindo Palm Tree Made Of Books by Felipe Galindo This One Was Built With American Aid by Felipe Galindo He's Become Unsufferable Since He Got The Mac Arthur by Felipe Galindo You Cast A Heavy Shadow On Your Son by Felipe Galindo Face It, Mom. I'm Not Going To College. I Want To Be by Felipe Galindo
 

Mary Lawton

She's Asking If It's Fresh-squeezed. Should I Tell Her by Mary Lawton Recyclable Coffins by Mary Lawton Am I Hungry The Dog Asked Himself. Yes. I Am Hungry by Mary Lawton I'm Hungry Anyone Else by Mary Lawton This Next One's Called 'song For by Mary Lawton Goldilocks And The Three Chers by Mary Lawton What Brand Is Your Family by Mary Lawton
 

Martha Gradisher

Most People Wouldn't Wantonly Eat The Hors D'oeuvres If by Martha Gradisher Bless Me Father For I Have Sinned. I Use Trans Fats In All by Martha Gradisher Daylight Savings Time Claims Another Victim by Martha Gradisher There's A Gastroenterologist In My Closet by Martha Gradisher The Gps Eliminates All The Guesswork by Martha Gradisher I Don't Have Time To Read A Book A Month, What About by Martha Gradisher Chicken Lies Dead Under The Sky That Has Fallen On by Martha Gradisher
 

J. C. Duffy

Welcome Abroad, Andrews. Now Just See Personnel On Twelve by J. C. Duffy Jim And Betty Noir Could Turn A Simple Trip To The Post by J. C. Duffy Nude Defending A Staircase by J. C. Duffy A Bridge Too Far by J. C. Duffy Biff Majored In Business, But Minored In Mooning by J. C. Duffy Ham Radio by J. C. Duffy Wine Stewards Without Borders by J. C. Duffy
 

Dave Carpenter

No, I Said 'paralegals by Dave Carpenter Bull And Bear Checking In For Work by Dave Carpenter Who Vetted That Leader by Dave Carpenter I'm Only Interested In Locating Wealthy Relatives by Dave Carpenter This Is Your Lucky Day by Dave Carpenter Hey Who Left The Television by Dave Carpenter Early Tech Support by Dave Carpenter
 

Clive Goddard

Don Quixote Attacks Wind Farm by Clive Goddard 1715 Newton Discovers Gravel by Clive Goddard Just Say No by Clive Goddard Have You Any Idea How Much That Playstation Cost by Clive Goddard Pavlov's Dog Eats Schrodinger's Cat by Clive Goddard 180 Quid That Nintendo Wii Cost Me And You're Reading by Clive Goddard Chez Pretentious Restaurant - All You Can Pronounce 25 by Clive Goddard
 

Pat Byrnes

I'll Thank You Not To Quote Yeats, Godel, Or Any Other by Pat Byrnes With Therapy, I've Found I Don't Need by Pat Byrnes In Vino Veritas' You Can't Handle The Veritas by Pat Byrnes The Mostly Invisible Man by Pat Byrnes So If You've All Signed And Turned In Your Waivers - Let's by Pat Byrnes I Translate Books From English Into Better English by Pat Byrnes While Your Salesman Checks With The Manager, Could by Pat Byrnes
 

Tom Swick

Black Cat Avoids Walking Under A Ladder To Avoid Bad Luck by Tom Swick Where Did We Go Wrong by Tom Swick Heavy Syrup by Tom Swick Let Us Bray by Tom Swick Coming Up Next. . . Our Traffic And Weather Report by Tom Swick Damnedest Eclipse I've Ever Seen by Tom Swick Platelets by Tom Swick
 

P. S. Mueller

Larry Made That Chair From A Pile Of Sticks by P. S. Mueller If My Theory Is Right, Weems, I Have To Kill by P. S. Mueller Changing Of The Seasons by P. S. Mueller You Call Yourselves A Demographic by P. S. Mueller Would You Like To Insure That Agaisnt Fire by P. S. Mueller Batman And Reuben by P. S. Mueller Surgery Up Here Is Free by P. S. Mueller
 

Graham Harrop

Pharmacist's Diary - Staff Shortages by Graham Harrop Sportscasters On The Savannah by Graham Harrop Of All The Penguins, Sigmund Was The Only One With Any Sense by Graham Harrop Although Adept At A Great Many Other Games, Muriel by Graham Harrop Modern Art I Call It Procrastination by Graham Harrop Bill Gates' Diary by Graham Harrop On The Red Carpet by Graham Harrop
 

Cluff

Loaves And Fishes - Buy 2 Get 5000 by Cluff Frankly, I Wish You Hadn't Bothered To Get In Touch by Cluff Do You Want Me To Get The Fish Bone Out, Or by Cluff Behave Yourself While Your Mother And I Go To Our Parenting by Cluff And Then, Apparently, It Just Went Berserk When Someone by Cluff I Know You Didn't Want People Calling You A Nimby, But by Cluff Deep Fat Fryer 'did You Find The Foot-spa, Dear by Cluff
 

Mike Williams

Hey How Do You Spell Abominable by Mike Williams This Is The Life Eh by Mike Williams Crash Test Dummy In Hospital by Mike Williams Of All The Animal Species, I Reckon The Human Must by Mike Williams Just Think My Dear. If This Is What Man Is Capable by Mike Williams Pwllheli Vice by Mike Williams Milk Bar - Don't You Think You've Had Enough by Mike Williams
 

Joe Dator

Don Quixote Video Game by Joe Dator Popeye Switches To Kale by Joe Dator Sayyy - You've Had Some Work Done by Joe Dator I'm Fresh Out Of Nightcrawlers. How About This Combination by Joe Dator Storks Arrive With A Baby And With Bills by Joe Dator You Did Say You Wanted An Earlier Flight by Joe Dator My Wife Is Recording Everything The Kids Do Until by Joe Dator
 

Huw Aaron

Did You Get Any Feedback On That Audit Report by Huw Aaron I Wonder If You Could Shed Some Light On This Department's by Huw Aaron I've Been Clean For Six Months Now by Huw Aaron Our High Fees Are Based On A Longstanding Reputation by Huw Aaron Good Book by Huw Aaron Does It Have Colour by Huw Aaron Watch That One, He'll Make Mugs Of Us All by Huw Aaron
 

John Klossner

I Had A Bad Dream That You Were Getting Rest by John Klossner Gone Bookkeepin by John Klossner It's Sad When They Quit Facebook by John Klossner If You Throw It To Me I'll Introduce You To My Financial by John Klossner Whale-to-whale Resuscitation by John Klossner A Vow Of Poverty And Sponsorship Aren't Necessarily by John Klossner Oh, Honey - Our First Bankruptcy by John Klossner
 

Evan Lian

I Couldn't Have Said It Better Myself, Sarah, So I'll by Evan Lian Go And Spread The Gospel. Hide It In Colorful, Little Eggs by Evan Lian Jesus Feeds The 5k by Evan Lian I Couldn't Have Said It Better Myself, Sarah, So I'll by Evan Lian Somebody's Got To Do by Evan Lian Is That It I Don't Have My Contacts by Evan Lian Oh God, I'm Almost 30 by Evan Lian
 

Kresten Forsman

Hey Weirdo, Where Do You Think You're Going by Kresten Forsman What Is It About Us That Makes Only Crazy People Want by Kresten Forsman Why, What's Wrong With This Do You Really Think It's More by Kresten Forsman The Anesthetic Should Be Strong Enough, But I've Put This by Kresten Forsman This Will Make The Consumers Think Differently About by Kresten Forsman A New World Record by Kresten Forsman Philosophical Piggy Bank by Kresten Forsman
 

Christopher Weyant

Meow by Christopher Weyant These Voices Inside Your Head -- Do They Ever Tell You by Christopher Weyant I'm From The Future. You Left The Toaster by Christopher Weyant You Misspelled 'obamacare by Christopher Weyant Mr. Barrington, The Sins Of Your Past Are On Lines One by Christopher Weyant I've Made Contact With Your Mother. She Says She Hates What by Christopher Weyant Unfortunately, It Turns Out My Marriage Was Pegged To by Christopher Weyant
 

Jorodo

What Took You So Long by Jorodo Trappist Talk Show by Jorodo Single Malt Whisky Bottle Reading Lonely Hearts Column by Jorodo Writer With Punctuation Spray by Jorodo Damn This Paperless Office by Jorodo Ostrich Has Head In Sand To Watch Tv Set by Jorodo Wean Yourself Off Self-help Books by Jorodo
 

Nick Kim

I'm Having Second Thoughts About The Health Benefits by Nick Kim You're A Selfish B***ard, Lewis Those Stem-cell Lines by Nick Kim Great Events In Chemistry by Nick Kim Astrophysics Made Simple by Nick Kim Sulk Shows by Nick Kim And Now If You Could Close The Other 650 Eyes And Read by Nick Kim We're All Experts In One Thing Or Another. For Instance by Nick Kim
 

Joseph Farris

You Mean Nobody Knows Where They Put The Fuse Box by Joseph Farris Run 73 Million Baby Boomers Are About To Retire by Joseph Farris Man Cooking A Single Sausage On A Very Large Barbeque by Joseph Farris I Can Get The Latest Market News From The New York Stock by Joseph Farris Visit My Website by Joseph Farris If This Doesn't Get Them Into The Showroom, Nothing Will.' by Joseph Farris Have You Considered Botox by Joseph Farris
 

Aaron Bacall

My Feet Are Killing Me. I Have Twenty Corns And Thirty by Aaron Bacall Radiology Confirms That, Like Many Other Teachers by Aaron Bacall I See You Have All Of Your Checks And Receipts. What by Aaron Bacall Why Are You Giving Me An Allergy Shot. Shouldn't You by Aaron Bacall The Sonogram Shows That You Are Carrying Twins. I Think by Aaron Bacall It Says Our Homeowners Insurance Policy Is Subject To by Aaron Bacall In The Future, That Should Produce Thousands Of Phd Theses by Aaron Bacall
 

Wilbur Dawbarn

We're Very Lucky, Really, With Our Poltergeist by Wilbur Dawbarn Or Not To Be' by Wilbur Dawbarn Ratty Moley You'll Be Pleased To Hear I've Finally Found by Wilbur Dawbarn Well I Always Wanted To Be One Of The Movers by Wilbur Dawbarn We've Had To Scale Down A Few Things On The Farm by Wilbur Dawbarn You Owe Us A Tenner by Wilbur Dawbarn Large Man Gets Out Of Limousine by Wilbur Dawbarn
 

Harry Bliss

I Love What You're Not Wearing by Harry Bliss Frankenstein's Reading Light by Harry Bliss I Know What You're Thinking, But Let Me Offer A Competing by Harry Bliss And May All Your Chakras Be Blocked by Harry Bliss Artie, They Took My Bowl by Harry Bliss Your Mother Wanted You To Have This For Good Luck. It's by Harry Bliss This Is Gonna Hurt Like Hell by Harry Bliss
 

Tony Husband

S**t by Tony Husband Have My Bed Nurse, You Look Terrible by Tony Husband My Tinnitus Is So Loud It Keeps My Wife Awake by Tony Husband It's Gone Behind by Tony Husband Car With Enormous Speakers, I Said, I Love The Speakers by Tony Husband Look. Jesus Healed My Severed Leg by Tony Husband I'm Not Happy With His Latest School Photo by Tony Husband
 

Kieran Meehan

Huh If Only It Were That Simple by Kieran Meehan Och Cut The Red Wire. What's The Worst That Can Happen by Kieran Meehan Turning Forty Is Nothing In This Day And Age. Forty Is by Kieran Meehan Sandwich Board With, 'free Lunch At Arnie's' On The Back by Kieran Meehan I Don't Want You As My Mentor No More.' 'you No Longer Want by Kieran Meehan How Are We Supposed To Have A Constructive Dialogue When by Kieran Meehan We Have One Or Two Reservations About Your Application by Kieran Meehan
 

Glen Le Lievre

The Male Conversation Enhancement Pill by Glen Le Lievre We Can Do by Glen Le Lievre Hypnotist Party by Glen Le Lievre Heart Fights With The Brain by Glen Le Lievre Mrs Sisyphus by Glen Le Lievre Evolution Of Christmas by Glen Le Lievre Dear Santa by Glen Le Lievre
 

Matt Percival

If You Ain't Broke, I'll Fix by Matt Percival Everything On Black Is Not A Risk Management Strategy by Matt Percival Great Expectations - Managing Expectations by Matt Percival Hospital They Fell Off The Back Of A Trolley by Matt Percival Check Out The Rack On This Hot Babe by Matt Percival To Close The Deal, I Had To Make Some Minor Concessions by Matt Percival The Margin Of Error Is Plus Or Minus One Hundred Percent by Matt Percival
 

Danny Shanahan

First Of All, Calm Down - Your Allowed To Be On The Couch by Danny Shanahan Pull by Danny Shanahan He's Never Been Much Of A Homebody by Danny Shanahan We'll Need Some Time-delay Remote Detonators And A Big by Danny Shanahan Because I'm Your Agent, And I Say Its Good For by Danny Shanahan And, For God's Sake, Tuck In Your Bacon by Danny Shanahan I Was Thinking Maybe Seafood by Danny Shanahan
 

Betsy Streeter

The Latest Car Safety Data Is In, And It's Still Really by Betsy Streeter Brainstorm Ideas Why Meeting Should Be by Betsy Streeter At Home With The Brass Section by Betsy Streeter Rocket Science The Online Course by Betsy Streeter You Can't Smell An Online Profile by Betsy Streeter Bookstore - Telling Others How To Improve by Betsy Streeter Express Lane - Eat This by Betsy Streeter
 

Mike Shiell

Salvador Dali - Memorial Park by Mike Shiell Stand Back It Could Go Off At Any Time by Mike Shiell How's That Whole 'thinking Outside The Bow' Thing Working by Mike Shiell And Now For Some Superduper Funtastic Team Bonding Games by Mike Shiell Break Glass In Case Of Emergency by Mike Shiell A Golfer's Funeral by Mike Shiell Ya, That's Right. Blame The Help by Mike Shiell
 

Sidney Harris

Don't Tell Me This Nonsense Doesn't Violate The Code by Sidney Harris It Doesn't Matter What You Like - According To by Sidney Harris I Never Imagined I'd Be Up On My Feet This by Sidney Harris Risk Perceptionrisk Assessmentrisk Management by Sidney Harris People Who Can Read Venn Diagrams by Sidney Harris Are We Allowed To Pray by Sidney Harris I Like It. It's Catchy And Easy To Remember by Sidney Harris
 
 

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