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You Are Now Leaving Everything...well, Now I've Seen

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Wonderful The Back Of My Head Looks Exactly Like The Back

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Headless Chicken Is That All You Got

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Stand By To See If His Hair Sticks To The Balloon

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Have You Considered Releasing Him Back Into The Wild

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What Part Of No Don't You Understand

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An Accountant No Son Of Mine Is Going To Be An Accountant

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I Can't Find Anything Wrong With You At All

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The Short Answer Is No. The Long Answer Is Noooooooooooooo

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Your Wheel Idea Was A Huge Hit, So What Have You Got For

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You Want The Truth You Can't Handle The Truth

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The Good News Is We Saved Your Wife's Life By Fusing Her

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I Collect Molecules Of Hydrogen And Oxygen. I Keep Them

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Steven The Dog

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Nothing To Declare 'are We There Yet

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I've Taken The Liberty Of Telling My Dying Mother That

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Look At These Amazing Offers Why Aren't We Busy

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Good News-the Lump Is Nothing To Worry

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Your Life Is In Great Danger

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Pardon, Monsieur. What Is Time, Please' Man Replies 'time

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Gentlemen,this Report Is Simply Not Erotic Enough For Me

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After Years Of Painstaking Research, I Can Finally Reveal

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Winding Up A Car Window

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Sherlock Holmes And The Case Of The Tea

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Why The Long Face

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Old Lady Shrinking With Age

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Well, There's Nothing In The Rules That Says Baboons Can't

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Have You Tried Turning Him Off And On

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My Client Will Make A Substantial Payment In Restitution If

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Where Does It Hurt

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It's No Good Charlie, I'm Done For You've Got To Go

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Business Or Pleasure

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What Idiot Hired That Floating Head As A Bellboy

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We Apologise For The Delay To The Yum-yum Train

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He Is Looking Rather Pale, Mrs Frosty

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This Gold Star Is For Being A Good Cop And...hey You Don't

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University Of Adversity

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Toast Kidnapper

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I Was At Work When I Slipped Over On A Loose Bubble

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You Know This Is My First Battle.' - 'really Mine

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Wow, Look At Him Go He's Done 900 Press-ups Easy

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Smoke Spelling Mistake

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Kandinsky's Bar

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The 3 Little Rocket Scientists

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Blackhole Research

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I May Come To Regret This One. Tattoo Reads 'do

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Caveman's Clubs

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I Hope That's Vodka, Otherwise I'm Not Gonna Make

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Jean, Bring Me Everything We've Got On Gravity

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I Thought I Told You To Wash That Man Right Out Of

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Man Looking At Sign That Reads 'hord Wark' And Says I Can't

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When 900 Years You Reach, Retire, You Will

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Cause Of Death Just One Of Those Things

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A Vampire's Pet Peeves

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I Hope You Realise You're Setting My Behaviour Patters

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Silver Foil Tells Cling Film It's Too Clingy

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