Benjamin Schwartz Cartoons

A Pinata Identifies Children In A Lineup

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Make Sure People Remember Lewis And Clark And Scherling

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It's Not You-it's

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12 Hangry Men

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Aw, Man, That's Never Coming

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Et Tu, Killbot 9000

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Just Saying, Most Parents Mark Their Kid's Height

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First, Do No Harm. After That, Go Nuts

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O Romeo, Romeo. Lurking Outside My Balcony Is Super Creepy

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Wait For

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Are You Familiar With The Poetry Of John Donne

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They're From Earth. I Wonder If They Know Dan

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Netflix And Chill

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They're Powered By Internet Outrage

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Don't Be Ridiculous. If The Wheels Were Round, You'd

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Let's Try One With Your Hand Tucked Into Your Shirt

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So Then I'm, Like, 'waaaaah Waaaah

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Let's Take An Excruciatingly Awkward Two Minutes For People

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No, Just Hear Him Out. Maybe We Are Being Too Defensive

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The Humans Sent These Signals Out In The Seventies

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I Had That Nightmare Again Where Everyone Found Out I'm

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At First, I Was Teaching Job A Lesson, But Now I'm

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Godot Says, 'running Late, Frowny Face, Winky Face

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He's Right Behind Me, Isn't

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I Know Where We Stand Right Now, Dr. Heisenberg, But Where

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Hey, Would You Mind Taking A Quick Sculpture Of Me And

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Can I Say Something Obnoxious And Inflammatory Under

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Creative, Imaginative, And Fierce-these Are Just A Few

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It's Mostly Sweater Weight

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Use Your White Privilege, Luke

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Moses Awaits The Word Of God

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What Does God Do With All That Prayer Data

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The Dark Underbelly Of Vegas Fountains

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I Think We Should Be Other People

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Worse Than A Cold. It's A Common Cold

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And Where Do You See Your Mustache In Five Years

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Don't Editorialize

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About Your Cat, Mr. Schrödinger - I Have Good News And Bad

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Oh, O.k. I Can Sort Of See

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I'm Afraid It's Two, Three Months, Tops, Before You're All

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Just Need A Minute To Send A Quick Email And The Three

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Hey, Dump That In The East River Where It Belongs

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Come On, You Know The Words Bum Bum Bum Bum

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But Is It Content

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If You Cover Your Eyes, You Can Make It Go Away

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You're Right-this Is Way Better Than A Standing Desk

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