Bernie Cartoons

Push..push..push..push

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We've Lashed The First Mate To The Wheel, Sir. I Know It's

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Excuse

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I Saw This And Thought Of You. It's Cheap And It's Useless

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If You Begin To Feel Unwell, Start Or Stop Taking Aspirin

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What A Pity. I Thought They Were Made Of Cake

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Think Tank' And 'rethink Tank

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Allotment Owners Agm - 'rhubarb, Rhubarb,rhubarb

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I've Found A Spade I Like Julia

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Natural Disaster This Way

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Are We There Yet Dad

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Forgive Mildred - She's A Touch Menopausal

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In Simple Terms, Bacterial Infections Can Be Treated

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There's A Bench Over There Why Not Sit Down And Rest

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Thanks, That Looks Delicious, Charge It To My Room

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All Right. So What's Your Excuse This Time

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Apparently It Was Made By A Seven Year Old Indian Boy

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Make A Wish I Wish I Wasn't Forty

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Help Lifeguard I'm Drowning In A Sea Of People

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We're Looking For A Star, And I Truly Believe That Star

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Aw, Come On Ref - That Was A Dive

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He's Had A Short But Interesting Life - For Instance

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Marks & Spencer Refund Counters 'no Quibble Refunds'

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So How Long Have You Had This Tendency To Self-harm

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We're Very Proud Of Our Little Charlie. His Reading Is Far

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Climbing Mount Everest

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You Like Sex And The City So, Who Would You Say Is

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Now...where Did I Put That 'how To Keep Your Desk Tidy' Memo

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I'm Not Afraid Of Dying, I Just Don't Want Woody Allen

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Here We Are, Back Safe And Sound

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Refusing To Fill In A Psychometric Test Reveals A Lot

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Tragedy And Remedy

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I Chose The Jockeys Wearing The Prettiest Colours And I'm

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Man Reading Referendum Sheet Asking What The Spelling

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This Is My Twin Brother. He's Going To Give You The Second

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They've Started Giving Me 'senior' Cat Food

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Me Aye Were En Ah Coll Centerrr

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I Thought, To Hell With The Fusty Old Nude Calender. This

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She's A Useless Prop Forward, But The Lads Won't Say A Bad

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Will This Take Long I've Got A Leaky Boiler In Weybridge

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Any Chance Of An Upgrade

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I've Tried Giving Him Lots Of E Numbers - But Still

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But, Sweetheart, If Mummy Didn't Work So Many Extra Hours

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There Aren't Plenty More Fish In The Sea

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The Car's Alright, But Your Husband's A Write-off'

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Egyptians Discussing Hieroglyphic Spelling

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Sorry To Disturb You - We're On A Treasure Hunt

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Congratulations... You're Our One Millionth Dissatisfied

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I Suppose It Would Be Ok As A Little Runaround For The Wife

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I Don't Understand. I Haven't Done Anything To Encourage

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That's Funny - The Computer Said We Had Mail

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Quicker To Cycle Anyway, Mate

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Ok Then, So The Fish Dont Feel Any Pain...what About

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Alright Usher I Know Where To Stand

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Mood Swingometer - Tetchycalm

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Our Endoscope Is Broken, But Luckily, Nurse Has Her Mobile

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Tommy Cooper's Recycling Facility -

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Wait, My Lord At Least Stay For The Mad, Bad And Dangerous

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Further To Our Telephone Conversation Of The 3rd, My Fax

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On Today's Market A Property Like This Could Fetch 175k

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I Can Update You To Digital, But First I'll Have To Update

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I'm Afraid We've Lost Your Husband...but If You Care

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Three Kings - Buy One Get One Free

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Sorry, Smile's

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Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Press...what Is Your Verdict

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More Dvt Vicar

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Bitter.' 'anything Else' 'yea - Twisted

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This Woman Is On The Other Side Of The World And Yet I Feel

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No You All Know Me, I Like To Call A Spade A Vegetable Plot

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Excuse Me, Sir - I Wonder If You'd Mind Helping Me With

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Diver Holding Up Sign Saying, 'the Plumber's Here

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Tennis Coach Says To Player, 'people Are Calling You

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