Push..push..push..push
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We've Lashed The First Mate To The Wheel, Sir. I Know It's
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I Saw This And Thought Of You. It's Cheap And It's Useless
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If You Begin To Feel Unwell, Start Or Stop Taking Aspirin
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What A Pity. I Thought They Were Made Of Cake
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Think Tank' And 'rethink Tank
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Allotment Owners Agm - 'rhubarb, Rhubarb,rhubarb
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I've Found A Spade I Like Julia
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Natural Disaster This Way
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Are We There Yet Dad
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Forgive Mildred - She's A Touch Menopausal
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In Simple Terms, Bacterial Infections Can Be Treated
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There's A Bench Over There Why Not Sit Down And Rest
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Thanks, That Looks Delicious, Charge It To My Room
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All Right. So What's Your Excuse This Time
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Apparently It Was Made By A Seven Year Old Indian Boy
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Make A Wish I Wish I Wasn't Forty
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Help Lifeguard I'm Drowning In A Sea Of People
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We're Looking For A Star, And I Truly Believe That Star
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Aw, Come On Ref - That Was A Dive
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He's Had A Short But Interesting Life - For Instance
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Marks & Spencer Refund Counters 'no Quibble Refunds'
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So How Long Have You Had This Tendency To Self-harm
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We're Very Proud Of Our Little Charlie. His Reading Is Far
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Climbing Mount Everest
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You Like Sex And The City So, Who Would You Say Is
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Now...where Did I Put That 'how To Keep Your Desk Tidy' Memo
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I'm Not Afraid Of Dying, I Just Don't Want Woody Allen
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Here We Are, Back Safe And Sound
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Refusing To Fill In A Psychometric Test Reveals A Lot
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Tragedy And Remedy
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I Chose The Jockeys Wearing The Prettiest Colours And I'm
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Man Reading Referendum Sheet Asking What The Spelling
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This Is My Twin Brother. He's Going To Give You The Second
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They've Started Giving Me 'senior' Cat Food
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Me Aye Were En Ah Coll Centerrr
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I Thought, To Hell With The Fusty Old Nude Calender. This
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She's A Useless Prop Forward, But The Lads Won't Say A Bad
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Will This Take Long I've Got A Leaky Boiler In Weybridge
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Any Chance Of An Upgrade
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I've Tried Giving Him Lots Of E Numbers - But Still
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But, Sweetheart, If Mummy Didn't Work So Many Extra Hours
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There Aren't Plenty More Fish In The Sea
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The Car's Alright, But Your Husband's A Write-off'
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Egyptians Discussing Hieroglyphic Spelling
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Sorry To Disturb You - We're On A Treasure Hunt
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Congratulations... You're Our One Millionth Dissatisfied
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I Suppose It Would Be Ok As A Little Runaround For The Wife
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I Don't Understand. I Haven't Done Anything To Encourage
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That's Funny - The Computer Said We Had Mail
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Quicker To Cycle Anyway, Mate
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Ok Then, So The Fish Dont Feel Any Pain...what About
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Alright Usher I Know Where To Stand
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Mood Swingometer - Tetchycalm
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Our Endoscope Is Broken, But Luckily, Nurse Has Her Mobile
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Tommy Cooper's Recycling Facility -
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Wait, My Lord At Least Stay For The Mad, Bad And Dangerous
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Further To Our Telephone Conversation Of The 3rd, My Fax
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On Today's Market A Property Like This Could Fetch 175k
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I Can Update You To Digital, But First I'll Have To Update
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I'm Afraid We've Lost Your Husband...but If You Care
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Three Kings - Buy One Get One Free
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Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Press...what Is Your Verdict
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Bitter.' 'anything Else' 'yea - Twisted
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This Woman Is On The Other Side Of The World And Yet I Feel
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No You All Know Me, I Like To Call A Spade A Vegetable Plot
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Excuse Me, Sir - I Wonder If You'd Mind Helping Me With
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Diver Holding Up Sign Saying, 'the Plumber's Here
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Tennis Coach Says To Player, 'people Are Calling You
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