Brian Fray Cartoons

Yes, I Know Food Prices Are Crazy, But Get Out Of The Fish

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Oh, Yeah, They Take You In, Dress You Up And Make A Big

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You Know, I Really Can't Help You If You're Going To Be

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So, You've Got Me On Some Naughty Or Nice List, You See

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Did You Get That Little Problem With The Tax Department

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When You Have A Moment, Could You Take A Look At The Paper

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Stop Yelling, Frank, You'll Scare The Birds Away

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The Last Thing He Said Was, 'one More Donut Won't Kill

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I Don't Know Who's Cranking Up The Air Conditioning

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I'll Have To Think About This...i Don't Want To Make Any

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Well, If Age Is Just A Number, Then I'd Like Thirty-two

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According To Your Personality Profile You're A Spineless

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It Appears That Our Competitors Have Gotten Their Hands

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No, It's 'i' Before 'e', Except After 'c'

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I Gave My Wife A Single Long-stemmed Rose...she Sent

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Well, Mrs. Farnsworth, I'm Afraid You've Got Druids

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Why On Earth Would You Ask If This Turkey Is Genetically

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So, How Did The Collagen Treatment Go, Dear

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Hi, Honey, So How's The New Teaching Job Going

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My Therapist Says I Should Try To Live In The Present

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Reindeer Looking On With Fear As Santa Counts Down And Elf

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Old Man 2020 Broken And Beaten

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So, How Do You Like It I Crushed The Grapes Myself

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New Year's Eve Just Isn't The Same Anymore

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I Can't Cut The Grass Until I Find The Lawnmower And

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It's Nothing To Be Concerned About...a Lot Of People

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Loook, Lady, My Name Is Frank, Not Polly, And I Don't Want

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I Could Have Sworn I Had Three Sausages

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Yeah, Maybe The Course Is Still A Little Too Wet To Play

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You Don't Really Fit In Around Here, Peggy

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That's Quite A Loose Style You've Got There, Mrs. Fernbush

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I'm Just Saying, Maybe You Should Have Gone For The More

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They're Not Falling For It...let's Try A Horse

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Have You Ever Noticed How Similar The Words Maroon

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I Hope This Is Gluten-free

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Problem Solved, Honey...no More Spam On Your Laptop

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Yeah, It's Sports-related, Doc...i Was Watching The Ball

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I Told You, Frank, If You're Going To Invite Your Werewolf

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Yes, Larry, I Know You Just Have To Go Out Tonight, But Try

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I Love Your New Coat...is It Camel Hair

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Why Don't You Save That Look Of Disappointment For Tomorrow

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So, Apparently, Saying It With Cactus Is Not The Best Way

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I Am Not Flying South With You, Harold, If You Insist

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I Don't Know What This Is, But You Should See How Fast It's

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Sure I Could Give You This Shot In The Arm, But I Need

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It's A Volksvegan...it Runs On Vegetable Oil

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The Recipe Said To Simmer Uncovered

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Boy, For A Trust Company, You're Not Very Trusting

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You Know What They Say, Dear...april Showers Bring

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I'm Just Saying, If Our Income Is 'fixed', How Come We're

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Who Would You Like Me To Call First, The Electrician Or

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Describe The Pain In My Neck Well, He's

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Dunno What Happened...on The Way Up Here, I Smacked

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Santa And Reindeer In Line With Shadows

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Well, Jack, I Think You Were Supposed To Plant Those Beans

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I Decided To Cut Out The Pretense And Get To The Point

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I'm Afraid You've Got A Nasty Case Of Hives

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No, Dear, You Cannot Go Outside And Do Your Annual Dance

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So, Bob, I Hear You're Good At Compartmentalizing

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So, I Take It That This Is Not One Of Your Better Report

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Hello, Noah...the Good News Is, You're Going On

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And Exactly Where Did You Find The 'antique Salami Slicer'

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Hold Still, Please, I'm Practicing For My Darts Tournament

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Zero Gravity Chairs

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I Read That You Should Only Have A Portion Of Meat

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You Obviously Misunderstood When I Said This Office Had

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You Look Like You Have A Lot On Your Mind, Jim

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There's Something Wrong With This Mirror...every Time

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Dang, There Go Our Insurance Rates

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By Golly, This Cavity Is So Deep I'll Have To Get At

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This Is Gonna Be One Of Those Teamwork Talks, Isn't

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Sorry, Water In My Ears What Was That...sharp...spark

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