Well, I Do Have This Recurring Dream That One Day I
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Gretel, I Don't Like Living In This Culture Of Fear
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Let's Go Somewhere Fun And Not Really Experience
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The Goldmans Hire A Media Consultant
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I'm Trying To Remember A Happier Time
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He Didn't Know How To Appreciate Nature
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I'm Tired Of Being Chained To Myself Twenty-four Hours A Day
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Just Sitting Here Widening
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The Food Was O.k., But The Atmosphere Was Terrible
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No, Last Year He Went To Summer Camp. This Year He Went
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Can You Be In The Moment Later
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I Just Have A Few Minor Fixes That Will Ruin Everything
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The Eternal Question
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Of Course I Care About How You Imagined I Thought
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Sometimes It's Important To Stop Whatever Break You're
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It's One Of Those Pieces You Pay $142.4 Million For
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So All These Years You Never Did Yoga But Just Walked
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This Isn't Tap Water, Is
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I Internalize My Mother's Needs Monday Through Friday
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Is There A Vegan Option
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We're Neither Software Nor Hardware. We're Your Parents
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First, I Want To Give You An Overview Of What I Will Tell
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Can The Chef Prepare It In Some Way No One Has
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We Thought A Soulless, Desolate Community Would Be Good
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Wouldn't You Know-the One Time I Fall In Love With A Bunny
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I Do't Think Good Huffing And Puffing Can Be Taught
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Finally, The Mirror Got Real
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My Contractor Told Me Rome Would Only Take A Day
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I Find That Incessant Barking Eases The Pain
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I Released A Lot Of Emotion With My Drumming, But I Still
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I Thought I'd Be A Successful Fashion Blogger By Now
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Superman Giving A Talk About His Process
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I've Never Forgiven Him For That Thing I Made Up In My Head
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I Can See You Drew Heavily From Your Own Bad Writing
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Location, Location, Location
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We Do A Lot Of Amazing Work Bringing The Arts To People Who
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I'm Sorry-you Tapped Into Something No One Cares
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It Was Years Ago, For A Nature Documentary, And They Said
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How Much Everyone Got Upset In Real Life
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When You Add Up How Much It Costs For Fuel, Supplies
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If Music Be The Food Of Love, Shut
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I'm Sorry, But The Flight Of The Bumblebees Has
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I Want The Whole Thing Gutted
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Hold On - I'm In The Middle Of One Of Cher's Fascinating
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Your Own Tedious Thoughts Next 200 Miles
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This Is A Little Embarrassing To Admit, But Everything That
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Maybe You Should Ask Yourself Why You're Inviting All This
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I Know. But I Think I Can Change
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We Structured The Deal So It Won't Make Any Sense To
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We Have A Share In An Apple
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I Told Him Not To Click On
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We Have A New Financial Model Where You Don't Get Paid
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They Never Even Knew
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It's Easy. The First Step Is To Entirely Change Who You
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