Christopher Weyant Cartoons

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These Voices Inside Your Head -- Do They Ever Tell You

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I'm From The Future. You Left The Toaster

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You Misspelled 'obamacare

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Mr. Barrington, The Sins Of Your Past Are On Lines One

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I've Made Contact With Your Mother. She Says She Hates What

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Unfortunately, It Turns Out My Marriage Was Pegged To

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And Remember, Have Your Parents Ask Their Doctor If Ambulex

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Harry - Are You Sure You Turned The Coffee Pot

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I Mostly Cover Financial News

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I'm Pleased To Announce We've Developed A New Drug That's

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This Is My Exit Strategy

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If You Don't Need Anything, I'm Going To Shut Down

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I'd Invite You To Come Up But I Don't Live Here

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Where Do You See Yourself In Five Years

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Of Course, You Can Always Supplement Your Retirement Income

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Didn't You Used To Manage Our Mutual Fund

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Do You Have Any Books On Releasing The Tiger

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I'm Going Out For A Quickie Divorce -- Need Anything

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Remember, Son, What Doesn't Kill You, Makes You Poorer

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Warning -- Viewer Discretion Is Advised

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Want To Score Some Flu Shots

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I'm Sorry, Susie, But Right Now We're Not In The Market

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See If You Can Get My Sentence Reduced To A Two-book Deal

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No, Actually You're Very Different From The Women I Usually

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Man Walks By A Cafe With A Sign Saying Lunch Buffet - All

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Just When I Thought I Had All The Answers, I Forgot What

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Then Bake At 375 For Forty-five Minutes

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Great News The Bank Has Increased My Line Of Credit

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Don't Forget To Use The Sunblock, Roger. You Know How

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O.k.number Two, Now Put Your Right Foot In And Shake It All

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What Are We Doing Today A Depressed, Suburban Jackie

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Do You Want A Democracy Where Every Vote Counts Or Where

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Give Your People The Secret To Growing Corm What Are You

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Meow, She Purred Breathlessly

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It Worked Find On The Lab Rats. Now We're Testing It On

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Honk If You're Running For Governor

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In Life, Arthur, Less Is Often More. But Not When It Comes

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Although It May Be A Simple Procedure, Keep In Mind That

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Maestro, A Little Sentencing Music, If You Please

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Stop Kidding Yourself, Frank. It's Not Summer Fiction --

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Eat The Author

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My Husband My Best Friend My 1200 Count Egyptian Cotton

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Let's Just Hope They're Not Stock Brokers

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Dumb It Down Or Sex It

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Let Me Guess -- First Child

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It's Agreed. We'll Teach Them How To Grow Corn, But No One

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Dow's

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Keep In Mind, This Dish Is Best Served In A Restaurant

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You Were A Schlub In All Of Your Previous Lives

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Gas Station With A Sign Saying Free Credit Report With Full

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I Think You Can Really Picture Yourself Struggling To Make

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Why Do You Always Assume It's A Sore Throat

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Great Job Everybody. Now Let's Close 'em Up And Bill 'em

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I'm Looking For Someone Who's Qualified To Cover My Mistakes

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At Least They're Not Micromanaging You Anymore

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We Don't Build The Toys Anymore. We Just Order Them

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Would You Like To See The Markup

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I'm Not Sure Why My Marriage Ended. I'm Still Waiting

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Ok, You're Going To Feel A Little Prick, Followed By

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I Still Haven't Decided If I Want To Be Unemployed As An

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He Should Be Up And Complaining In No Time

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Technically, It's Not Your Time Yet, But We Were Sick

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Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Jury, I Ask You - Does This

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Car Driving Towards A Sign That Reads You Are Now Entering

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This Now Concludes Our Broadcast Day

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Woman Walks Past A Sign In An Office That Reads Sycophant

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Most Of What I Want This Year Is Listed On The Nasdaq

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You Will Soon Be Stuck With The Check

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No, I Don't Believe Youth Is Wasted On The Young. I Believe

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Of Course, I'm Complaining For Two Now

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How's My Abducting

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