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But He's Been Missing For Two Whole Wash Cycles

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Alright, I Got My Degree. Now Where Is This Ticket I'm

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I'm Not Sure Slipping Notes Under The Door Is The Best

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I Wish Someone Would Hurry Up And Invent The Grid, Because

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I Got My Phd In Nursing Just So People Would Have To Call

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Oh, I Should Know This. I'm Just Having A Senior

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I Do If She

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This Is Our Needs Assessment, And You'll Notice On The Back

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I Remember That Game Of Spin-the-bottle Like It

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That's The Patent Number

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No, You May Not Call Me Mrs. Z

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Now There's A Study That Says Laughter Isn't The Best

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A Culture Of Collaboration Does Not Mean You Can Copy

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How Do You Spell Habeas

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I'm Sorry, Dr. Etheridge Is An Epidemiologist, Not

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To Have That Notarized You'll Need Two Credible Witnesses

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The View Up There Really Is Breathtaking

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I'm Busy This Afternoon, But I Can Crayon You In

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This Is A Computer Problem, Grandpa. I Don't Think You

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I Was Punctuating Sentences Long Before You Guys Came

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How Do We Make Sure The Students' Voices Are Heard, But Get

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I Agree It's A Good Approach, And Just As Soon As One Of

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Your Report Card Says You Don't Interact Well With Other

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With All The Advancements Lately In Artificial

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I Think You'll Like Working With Him. He's A Real Character

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A Robot Took Over My Job, So They Let Me Go. But Then

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I Always Thought There Was No Such Thing As A Stupid

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It's The Lost Of Side Effects That Came With My Medication

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The Transplant Was Successful, And He's Resting Comfortably

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Verbs Are The Action Words, And Nouns Are The Lazy Ones

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It's A Fairy Simple Procedure. We Just Take Out The Dead

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You Said We Should Always Question Our Sources, So I Did

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The Little Stress Ball Wasn't Working

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But Grades Aren't The Only Way To Measure Learning Outcomes

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Why Is It Always Science When I Die, I Want To Donate

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I'm Sorry, But It's Just Not Going To Work Out Between Us

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I'm Looking For A Father's Day Gift. What Kind Of Wrench

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According To This Poll, When Asked If There Was Sufficient

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I Know It Was You Because You Signed Your Work

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I Guess The Teachers Can't Wait Either

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Now You Can Stop Watching Those Cute Cat Videos

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The Mood Disorders Clinic Is Three Floors Up, And Then Two

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If We Have Ten Students, And No Child Is Left Behind, How

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Just In Case I Wet The Bed

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And For That Pain Deep Down In Your Soul, I'm Going

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Do You Have A Babble-to-english Dictionary

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With This Medication, You May Find Your Voice Getting

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I Can See It From Here

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You'd Think A Teacher Shortage Would Make It Easier To Get

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I'm Lactose-intolerant, So Can I Say 'beans' Instead

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I'm Sorry, Mr. Holmes, But We Just Can't Allow All These

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My Client Pleads Not Guilty On The Grounds That Saturn

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Do I Have To Add Up All The Numbers, Or Is It Like When

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I Like The Idea, But Is It Scaleable

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Of Course, It's A Knockoff. What Did You Expect

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But My Piano Teacher Says Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge

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It's No My Fault I Got A D. The System Is Broken

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So, If I'm The Only Art Teacher, Does That Mean I'm Head

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