No, I Said 'paralegals
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Bull And Bear Checking In For Work
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Who Vetted That Leader
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I'm Only Interested In Locating Wealthy Relatives
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This Is Your Lucky Day
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Hey Who Left The Television
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Early Tech Support
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It's Good To See That You Have A Smoke Detector
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Okay, Simms, We Have A Verbal Agreement, But I'd Like
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Bull Arm Wrestling A Bear
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Down With Technology
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Mr. Scrooge, I Think We Should Talk A Bit More About This
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It's A Market Vane. It Helps Me Keep Track Of The Trade
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Papa Bear Plays The Stockmarket
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First Off, There's No 'y' In Resume
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Books - 'cooking A Duck' & 'ducking A Cook
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Let Me Guess, You're 'sneezy
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Half Of The Numbers Are Accurate, That's Why We're Auditing
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I Wonder Whazt Kind Of Super Powers He Possesses
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Dermatologist Rash Decisions Made Here
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And, Unfortunately, Accounting Is Reporting That 'enough'
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I'm Sorry Mrs. Jackson, But When You've Become As Excellent
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No Kidding I Thought The Term, 'bean Counter' Was Just
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Workaholic Hotline - 'come On Now, You Can Do It. Just Put
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You Won't Have To Go To Jail, But I Will Be Collecting
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The Tune In My Head Keeps Interfering With The Song In
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I Love These Senior Citizen Discounts
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Now Think, Harris, What Did You Do Different On That Day
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Grandpa Is Showing Us How They Sent A Text When He Was A Kid
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My Instincts And Intuitions Are On Opposing Sides On This
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Eye, Ear, Nose And Throat Specialist With Owl, Rabbit
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Unfortunately, The Paper Trail Led To The Shredder
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It's Nothing Personal, We Just Like To Secure
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They Were On The Verge Of Working Out The Problem Themselves
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She's A New School Principal With 'old School' Principles
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In The Future, Let's Go With 'the Court Is Now In Session'
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Cardiologist Convention 'our Next Speaker Will Be Speaking
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Halloween, 'please Drive Carefully, Children On Sugar High
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You're Part Of The 6% We Won't Be Lending Money
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Basically It's A Stock That If A Chain Of Near Miraculous
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Everything You Need To Know About The Law...and Then Some
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Good Heavens, Man, You Look Like An Accident Waiting
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Think Sales
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It Says Right Here In The Ingredients, 'this Product
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If Found, Please Return To Cubicle L-325
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We Found Both Of You Equally Qualified For The Position
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Conference Rooms - Cell Phones Being Handed
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Drugs - 'placebos' And 'ex-strength Placebos
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As Long As He Continues To Come Up With Brilliant
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Rumpelstiltskin's Office Supplies. Spun Straw Into Gold
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Sales Chart Plummets Into Employees Head
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I've Always Been So Busy, I've Never Taken The Time To Stop
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I Never Thought I'd Say This, But I'm Even Getting Sick
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De Ja Vu Avenue
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And Then I Said, 'so Sue
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Polishing Boot House With Shoe Polish
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In An Attempt To Speed Up Our Backlog Of Cases We've
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It Was The Best Of Investment Times, It Was The Worst
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There, Mr. Jason. You Are Now Entered Into Our Computer
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You'd Better Keep Your Eye On That Ulysses Dude
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Emergency Room 'quick Get Some Ice On This Injury
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Before I Can Escort You Across The Street
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Homework Done And Homework Eaten Stands
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The Problem With Jr. High Choral Is That Between
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If They Have Been 'throwing Money Away At The Schools'
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Steve, I Admire Your Determination To Make This Plan Work
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Well, Look Who's Here
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Plagiarism By Billy Widmore It Was The Best Of Times
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Unfortunately, We're Approaching The Expiration Date On
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We Accept Only Digital Currency
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No, Being Forty Is Not The Result Of An Aging Disease
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Seven Birthday Cakes A Year Is Playing Havoc With
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