Thanks For Curing My Schizophrenia-we're Both Fine Now
Dave Parker
He's Right Y'know-it Is Upside
Dave Parker
That's About It - I've Already Told You Twice As Much
Dave Parker
I See He's Still Self Conscious About Those Braces On
Dave Parker
Isn't It Romantic, Kevin, Mum Saying We're Like Romeo
Dave Parker
Your Father Just Needs The Will To Live-tell Him You're
Dave Parker
Of Course I'm Drunk-i'd Like To See You Drink 25 Pints
Dave Parker
There Goes A Lady Of Letters-poison Pen Mainly
Dave Parker
What D'you Want First,dear-the Good News Or The Bad
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I'm At The Opticians,dear-you Can Probably Hear The Glasses
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It's Time For The Annual Wage Review...' Sign On The Wall
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Of Course I've Been Drowning My Sorrows, What Else Can
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-and I Think I Can Safely Say,without Fear Of Contradiction
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You Were Talking To Yourself- Good For A Moment I Thought
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Your Father And I Would Rather You Didn't Go Out Tonight
Dave Parker
Forget The Joneses-we Can't Even Keep Up With
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Instant Message From Your Wife Your Dinner's Getting Cold
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I Know We Asked For A Room With Running Water,but
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Tell Me The Truth,rodney - You've Moved The Hole Haven't
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That's What I Call A First Class Delivery
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Apex Dictionaries Co - Sign Reads Clowsed,bak At
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Just Narrowly Miss The Old Lady,don't Hit The Lamp-post,go
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Haven't You Heard The Expression'two's Company, Three's
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Scrabble Night
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Do You Think This Is The Right Place,james
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I Did It My Way
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We're All Gonna Have Lovely Hangovers In The Morning
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Remember When It Was All Mills And Boon And Not Bills
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What Route Are Your Security Guards Taking To The Bank Today
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Doctor Told Me To Take Plenty Of Iron
Dave Parker
Stupid Woman - Of Course I Watch Television, What Else
Dave Parker
And Look Sir - Here's Another Interesting Derivative
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Still Working With All Those Family Allowances
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We Do Hope You're Not Averse To Being Interviewed By
Dave Parker
It's The Telly People-they Want To Use Our Garden For 'i'm
Dave Parker
I Want A Natural Birth, No Make-up, No Lip Gloss, No
Dave Parker
He Only Became An Umpire To Hide His Bald Spot And His Beer
Dave Parker
How Can I Ever Forget Our Wedding Day When I Got A Hernia
Dave Parker
You Say You Have Illusions Of Being A Singer-pop,opera Or
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Nothing Much Happened,one Millionaire Fouled Another
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How Dare You Write In Your Diary That We're Nosey
Dave Parker
Not Interested You Answered The Door Didn't
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There He Goes - Ogling Our Legs
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You Can't Miss It - It's The Third Mirage On The Left
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Everything For The Wedding
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Dyslexia Help Line - The Name's Kevin, K As In Car, E As
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The World Ends Tonight Not Before 'corrie' I Hope
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No Interest Again This Month - Must You Take It Out As
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If They Sold More Then One Book Then It Would Be A Books
Dave Parker
Does This Mean We're Engaged
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Please Tell Me You're Baby Sitting
Dave Parker
Been Talking Back To The Little Woman Again
Dave Parker
Landlord Checking Money, Customer Checking Ale
Dave Parker
Personally,i Just Wish He'd Dress Up In My Bra And Knickers
Dave Parker
No Doubt About It-his Hearing's Getting Worse
Dave Parker
Every Lent It's The Same-i've Nothing To Give
Dave Parker
That Reminds Me - We're Having A Pig Roast Next Saturday
Dave Parker
Phone Number Be Blowed,m'dear-that's My Bank Balance
Dave Parker
Y'mean-nobody Told You This Was A Fancy Dress
Dave Parker
Window Cleaner Has Number Tattooed On His Back
Dave Parker
If I Buy Ten Pints And A Dozen Eggs Will You Snog
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Me, Too - All My Worldly Goods Are Going To
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By The Way, Dear - You Have An Appointment With
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Neighbourhood Watch
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We're Too Late For The Xmas Eve Shindig But If You Hurry
Dave Parker
Let's Pray It's Something That Goes With Fish
Dave Parker
Mind Giving Him His Bath Now- He'll Be Asleep When We Get
Dave Parker
You Complimented The Chef On His Dumplings -now He Wishes
Dave Parker
Just Taking My Old Clothes To The Charity Shop,dear
Dave Parker