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Be Honest. Do I Have Ugly Feet

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Oh, This I Got This In The Divorce

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I Noticed There Was Nothing In The Employee Handbook

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All I'm Saying, Is That Whenever I Bring Up Sexual Tension

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Well, We Located A Kidney, But The Donor Is A Trekkie

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The Bad News Is - We're Being Sued... The Good News Is -

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Oh, These These Are My Recession Chinos

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Hey, Do You Want Me To Stop Eating Nachos While You Cry

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And If You Like Comfort Food, I Would Recommend The Xanax

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For Seventy-five More Dollars We Can Turn This Into

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It's A Shame It Took Me So Long To Learn How To Just Enjoy

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I Want Something That Says I'm A Death And Sex Obsessed

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I'm Not Kidding Poop Used To Stink

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