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May I Have A Word With

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A Salesman Dropped By Today. Boy, Was He A Fast Talker

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How Are You Doing, Sweetie

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This Is What I Get For Trying To Improve My Vocabulary

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The Last Time I Stepped On That Thing I Had Strained Vocal

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And Now, For The Big Surprise

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It's Not A Question Of Right Or Wrong, Gentlemen It's

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I'll Introduce You To These People As Soon As Somebody

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Dr. Winslow Will Be Checking Your Heart. Dr. Briggs Will

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As Near As I Can Figure Something Bad Happened And They're

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The New York Times Obituaries Had Some Good Things To Say

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Ever Notice How When Dad Snores The Whole House Shakes

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Well, If It Isn't The Missing Link

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No Sweat, Dad. If I'm Going To Live To Be One Hundred

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One More For Me An Tiffany, And One More For You And

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In Short, Gentlemen We're In Deep Doo Doo

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Just One Question Brad. Is This Diamond Still In

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Hey, Cut That Out The Smoke Alarm Is Going Crazy In Here

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Cut Back On The Ginger

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Since Taking Prozac I Only Chase Parked Cars

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Little Billie Wanted To Come Along But We Couldn't Possibly

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Then Suddenly All My Aches And Pains Stopped And Here I

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Of Course I Love You Would I Be Sitting Here Bored Out

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We're Conducting A Survey To Find Out How Many Married

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You Haven't Heard Anything Yet

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Next Time Let's Call A Plumber, Okay

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How Soon Can I Return To Work About Fifteen Minutes Ago

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Is This What They Call 'quality Time', Dad

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Yuk I'm Too Young To Die Send Out For Pizza

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With A Brain Trust Like This I Should Be Chairman For

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As Soon As Your Mother Is Through Laundering The Money

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Unless I'm Misinterpreting The Signs Gentleman We Are Fast

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All Right, Who Broketh The Window

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In It For The Long Haul

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Yeah Well My Personal Trainer Can Beat Up Your Personal

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All In Favor Say Arf

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This Is No Time For 'knock Knock' Jokes

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I Have No Idea Where It's Coming From, People But Let's

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Remember - No Red Wine

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Scarecrow With Sign - 'the Harvest Is

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Hostile Take-over

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He's Bound To Wake Up Sometime

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Ouch My Aching Back' Cheeky Child Shouts As Mother Gets

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The Good News Is, You Haven't Lost Water Pressure

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The First Outstanding Characteristic I Noticed About

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Hey Look There's People Up Here

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Doctor Will You Step Out Here And Adjust Mr. Hendrick's

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Take A Little Off The Top And Put It On My Face

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Ms. Shelby, I Think You're Spinning Out Of Control

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It's All Part Of A Diabolical Plot To Get Me To Do

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Unfortunately, We Already Have A Low Man On The Totem Pole

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He's Looking For A Doctor That Hugs

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Slow Poke

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From Living Beyond Our Means, We've Gone To Living

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You'll Be Up And Out Of Here In No Time. They Just Found

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I Think I Am Going Through A Mid-life Crises

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Boy Talk About Organ Rejection

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My Net Worth Do You Mean After Taxes Or After I Pay

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I Wouldn't Worry About It. You're Ahead In The Polls

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Very Interesting. How Many Bird Calls Do You Know

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He Said I Have No Cavities And That My Breath Knocked

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The First Thing You'll Have To Give Up Is 'food For Thought

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Boardroom Antics

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The Only Thing I'm Sure Of Is Death And Taxes And Home Work

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The Good News Is - There Hasn't Been A Mouse In The House

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This Has All The Makings Of A Fable. But First Lets Take

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What Did The Plumber Think Of Your Advice

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I'm Having A Private Showing Over On My Grandma's

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That's A Sure Way Of Getting On The Endangered-species List

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Your Mother Ever Try To Slip Spinach Into Your Sandwiches

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What About All These Fish Stories

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All Those Opposed, Signify By Using The Usual Sign

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