No Fair, Shelly, You Always Get To Be The Pharmaceutical Rep
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Let The Record Show The Defendant Pleads 'ok, Boomer
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Please Stop Looking At Me Like Now I'm Gonna Propose
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Son, If You Can't Say Something Nice, Say Something Clever
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Yeah, But Good Luck Getting It Peer-reviewed
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Effective Catcalls
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I Love Your Early Work
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The End Of Covid-19
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I Don't Know How You Stand It Up Here Nowadays
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I'm Just Here For The Dental
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Man, You Can Really Learn A Lot About Somebody By Reading
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Lady, What's Going On Down There Is An Affront To The
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I Joined An Online Fraternity
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Oh, There's Your Problem—twenty Years Of Resentment
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Just Think Of It, Charles – Yesterday I Was
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Don't Let This Beautiful Weather Fool You Into Thinking
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If You Connect The Measles, It Spells Out 'my Parents
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Of Course I Drink During The Day—i'm Way Too Tired
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I Know The Schools Are Great, But Is This Really The House
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Now That All My Work Travel Is Remote, I Can Always Go
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Keep In Mind, This All Counts As Screen Time
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It's Not So Much A Minivan As It Is A Hearse For Our Youth
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I'm Sorry, Sir, But 311 Cannot Bring You Hangover Nachos
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I Don't Have A Budget At This Time, But I Can Offer
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Look, I'm Bored, You're Bored – Why Don't You Let Me Go
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Don't Think Of Me As A Weed Dealer—think Of Me As Little
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