They Remove People Who Have Become 'jammed In Armchairs'
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It's John On The 'phone, He's No Sick-days Left... So He's
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Reverse Psychology
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No I Do Not Like Your New Outfit
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Why Is It That If Someone Tells You There Are One Billion
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You Wanted A Tractor Intead Of A Wedding Car, And Our Dogs
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Now You're Snookered
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And This Card Is From 'your Boss' - It Says 'get Well
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Just Checking That I've Turned Off The Lights, Dear
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Santa Emergency Stop
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I'm Lost, Did You Happen To See A Lady Without A Boy Like
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Try To Keep The Number Of Your Landings Equal To The Number
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The Bollard Jumped Out In Front Of
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I Suppose You Don't Get This Problem With On-line Or
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Cut Both Both Short. Hair And The Conversation
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Do Ships 'like This' Sink Very Often No Madam, Only Once
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Music Ideasinspiration
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He's 'about As Opposite' As The 'opposite Sex' Can Get
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A Pint Of Beer And A Mop Please, Barman
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This Is A Nice Car Mr...did You Have It From New
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As A Haggis Has One Leg Longer Than The Other, It Was
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I Am 'hurrying-up'... Rome Wasn't Built In A Day, You Know
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You Say The Pains In My Left Leg Are Caused By Old Age. But
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Electrician Electrocuting Himself
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Hoots-mon... With A Wee Dram At These Prices I'll Never Get
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Flower Power
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The Mouse That Bit Off More Than He Could Chew
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If At First You Don't Succeed, Then Sky-diving Probably
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Eco-friendly Car Wash
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Looks Like You Can Have Your Cake And Eat
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He's So Clever He's Learning A Second Language
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Do You Have A Room For A Couple Of Knights
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Organized Chaos
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I'm Not Writing Him Out A Ticket...you Do
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When You Get Older Everything Hurts... And What Doesn't
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This'll Save A Couple Of Journeys
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Can You Play Something The Dog Doesn't Know
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You Need Someone Who Is Responsible. That's Me In My Last
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Ed Miliband - Leader Of The Labour Party
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That's The Guy - Lives On A 'narrow Boat
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The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword, And Considerably Easier
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Anyone For Tennis
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You're Never Too Old For Pilates
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I Had My Credit Card Stolen, But I Didn't Report It Because
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I Think You're Right Ruby, Our Husbands Are Revolting
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Knight & Dragon
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Teacher Training Has Become Harder And Harder These Days
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Personally I Can't See Anything Wrong With Gm Crops
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Queen Elizabeth II
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Who Says Religion Can't Have A Sense Of Humour
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All The People Who Know How To Run The Country Are Busy
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I'm Sorry Sir, You Can't Actually Have Your Cake And Eat
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I Collided With This Stationary Truck Coming The Other Way
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What A Lot Of Fuss, Fancy Being Afraid Of An 'itsy-bitsy'
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Don't Be Such A 'cry-baby' - And Besides, You'll Go Rusty
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It Says On The Tin... For Best Results Put On Two Coats
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Joe Was Enjoying His Day Until The Wasp Flew Into
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What Gives You The Impression I Was Going Fast, Officer
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Voluntary Work,,, I Wouldn't Do It If You Paid
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Selling Oil To The Arabs - I Told You Our Sales Manager
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You've Not Been Involved With Money Laundering Before
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Skittles Match
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Spray Painter
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We've Pin-pointed The Cause Of Your Pain... And I've
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George Was Unaware Of The Pot-holes In The Road Ahead
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Joys Of D.i.y
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Sorry You're Leaving
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Bruce Tries-out The New Australian Remote Control
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Forty-odd Countries And Eleven Official Languages, That
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I've Reported It To The Flight Engineer. He Said, 'it's
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