Here's Your Problem. You Have An Ipod
Jim Bertram
Careful - It Might Be Fake News
Jim Bertram
On Second Thought, Let's De-ice The Wings
Jim Bertram
We Do Have Unlimited Vacation, But First You Have To Work
Jim Bertram
Fissure Waxing - Department Of Seismology
Jim Bertram
I Could Re-design That For
Jim Bertram
How Do You Pay For All Your Carry-ons
Jim Bertram
Kids Today With All Their Technology
Jim Bertram
Forget Everything I Told You About Flying
Jim Bertram
It's Not Presidential. I Used More Than 280 Characters
Jim Bertram
I Forgot - Is This A Movie Set, Or The Real Thing
Jim Bertram
It's Lacking A Wow Factor
Jim Bertram
I Wanted A Solar Panel Not A Polar Flannel
Jim Bertram
There's Nothing Left. He Made Sure All His Accounts
Jim Bertram
Careful Sire, It Might Contain Lead
Jim Bertram
I Found An Older Man That I Want To Spend The Rest Of
Jim Bertram
Can't You Just Troll
Jim Bertram
Trickle Down Economy
Jim Bertram
All In Favor, Say, 'aye
Jim Bertram
Even Our A.i. Workers Are Required To Wear Pants
Jim Bertram
Gps Stork Delivery
Jim Bertram
Have It Say, 'help Wanted
Jim Bertram
Somebody's Got Spring Fever
Jim Bertram
We're Cooking The Books
Jim Bertram
Reality Show Pitch
Jim Bertram
He Says 'fire No Rocket Science' - Whatever That Means
Jim Bertram
I Sold It To A Plastic Surgeon
Jim Bertram
It's Only Until Tourism Picks
Jim Bertram
Welcome To Humanity's Dark Side
Jim Bertram
You'll Even Need Them To See Your Dreams
Jim Bertram
To Help Solve Our Design Dilemma, I've Brought In
Jim Bertram
You're Right - We Don't Belong Here
Jim Bertram
I Can't Fly - But Neither Can
Jim Bertram
Someday This Will All Be Done By Consultants
Jim Bertram
You Have A Nice Hourglass Face
Jim Bertram
At My House I Can Only Use Green
Jim Bertram
Nasa - We're Going To Mars - And The Moon Is Going To Pay
Jim Bertram
Who Ordered The Krill
Jim Bertram
A Tactical Commander Is A Tic Tac Toe Champion
Jim Bertram
You Should Never Ask Her Age Unless It's Carbon Dating
Jim Bertram
More Problems With China - Their Money Contains Lead
Jim Bertram
It Was Heaven Before This
Jim Bertram
Social Media In Fairy Tales
Jim Bertram
This Next Song I Wrote I Won't Sing Due To Political
Jim Bertram
My Son's A Commonwealth - I Give Him Money To Be Independent
Jim Bertram
We've Spent Out While Lives Going In Circles
Jim Bertram
Global Warming In The Poles
Jim Bertram
Note To Self - Fix Air Conditioner
Jim Bertram
Only Kids Connected To Santa's Linked
Jim Bertram
Once You're Bald, The Eyes Go Next
Jim Bertram
My Tv Won't Show Any Good News
Jim Bertram
We Need To Think Outside The Pyramid
Jim Bertram
My Neck Hurts
Jim Bertram
I Trademarked My Name, So Now You'll Need To Pay Me To Use
Jim Bertram
Of Course They Look Like Ants. These Are Ant Hills
Jim Bertram