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On The Count Of 3, We Shove Our Way In
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My Dad Says I Won't Need A Career Mentor Until At Least 3rd
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That's Great That You're On 8 Different Social Media Sites
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I Practiced My Networking Elevator Speech On An Escalator
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Our Son's Clutter Has Its Own Zip Code
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I Had 'the Talk' With My Grandma Where I Showed Her How
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We're Requesting A Change Of Venue To His Grandma's House
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I Spend January Through November Every Year Rebuilding
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This Is What You Call Doing What You Love
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Santa Is Semi Retired Now. He's Mostly Using Drones
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I See This A Lot With People Who Are Starting To Come
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