There's No One To Blame But Myself. I Wish I Had A Little
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When Are Visiting Hours
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I'm Running Away From Home To Join The Media Circus
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I'm Doing What The Sign Says
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I Hope The Sun Comes Out. I'm Trying To Get Down To A Size 6
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You're Lactose Intolerant...that's Udderly Ridiculous
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I Don't Know What I'd Do Without You...but I'm Willing
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In Heaven Nobody Denies Your Friend Request
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You're Not The Boss Of Me. I'm Pretty Sure Mom
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I Lost 5 Pounds And You Didn't Even Notice
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Your Coffee Could Be Grounds For Divorce
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I'm Starting A New Diet Today. Let's Go Out For Ice Cream
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We'd Like To Go Somewhere That Qualifies As A Tax Deduction
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You May Be Over Qualified
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What Did I Say About Putting All Your Eggs In One Basket
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I'll Help You Find Where You Buried Your Bones, But I Get
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Yes, Insomnia, Anxiety And Irritability Are Side
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This Must Be Where The Tooth Fairy Goes To Window Shop
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When I Said Hair Transplant I Meant More Than One
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I Find It Hard To Give Thanks For Broccoli Casserole
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Table For Two. Will That Be The Cell Phone, Tablet Or
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Yes, You Caught Me At A Bad Time...i'm Home
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Wouldn't It Just Be Easier To Get The Car's Brakes Fixed
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Mom Told Me Not To Bring Home Another Bad Report Card. Help
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I Started In The Lab And Worked My Way
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I Used To Bark At The Mailman. Now I Just Write A Blog
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Ordinarily I Encourage Employees To Study Business Classes
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How Was Your Class Field Trip To The Zoo
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My Husband Just Invented Fire. Now He'll Expect A Hot Meal
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That Romantic Cruise Sounds Good, But What Do You Suggest
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Have You Seen Spot Lately
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Did He Say 'commandments' Or 'suggestions'
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Well, If The Test Is Multiple Choice I Choose Not To Take
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I'm Helping Mom Wash The Dishes
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I'd Like To See Something Is A Size 6...me
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Looks Like You've Got Carpenter Ants
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Wait, Are You Gluten Free
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But Copying Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery
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Maybe Mom Wouldn't Know You Did It If You Didn't Sign
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My Doctor Put Me On One Cup Of Coffee A Day
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I Didn't Invent The Wheel. I Invented The Pizza
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Thanks For The 'doctor's Excuse' But I Like To Write My Own
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That's Not What I Expected When I Asked For A Second Opinion
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Mom Wants Us To Spend 'quality Time' Together, So Don't
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The Library Book You Checked Out On Improving Memory Is 12
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Did I Mention I Work For Peanuts
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You're The 'child Psychologist'
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I've Lost 10 Pounds Thanks To Global Warming
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So The Secret To Getting Good Grades Is To Study
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The Book You Returned On 'improving Your Memory' Is Three
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I'm A Hunter, Gathering Isn't In My Job Description
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Oh Hi, I Didn't Recognize You Without Your Cell Phone
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You Get $5 For An Allowance, Is That After Taxes
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Sorry, Eating Homework Isn't In My Job Description
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What Wine Goes Best With A Cheap Date
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You Don't Use A Search Engine For An Easter Egg Hunt
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I'm Texting My Compliments To The Chef
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Sure I Know There Are More Important Things Than Football
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Worst Case Of Dry Scalp
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You Have A Co-pay...two Cookies And A Glass Of Milk
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Eat More Pizza And Doughnuts And Stop Exercising
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I Could Have Been Man's Best Friend But Who Needs
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It's Called A Tip, Not A Bribe
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I Can't Sit Here Watching The Game And See You Work
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My Mom Thinks I Should Clean My Room. I'd Like A Second
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Well Yes, We Do Accept Coupons But
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Fluffy Will Be Giving You Rour Cat Scan
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There's A $2.00 Service Fee For That Friendly Greeting
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I Hear The School Paper Gave The Cafeteria 5 Stars
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Beware Of Owner
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I See By Your Resume You Multitask. You're Both A Hunter
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Couldn't I Be Doing This Online
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