Len Chapman Cartoons

Welcome To The Psychiatric Hotline. If You Are Obsessive

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So Far, I've Lost 90 Dollars

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I Think I'm Introverted. Because The Fake Conversations

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Could You Please Bring Marco Polo A Fork

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After The Beep, Please Leave A Prayer

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Something's Come Up That Isn't Covered In The Security

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Man Must Make Unfinished Furniture From Tree Limb

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But There's Not Enough Space For Thou Shalt Not Wear Socks

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Are You Sure You Don't Want To Use My Bug Spray

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Well, Did You Get Motorcycle Riding Out Of Your System

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I Have Nothing To Declare... Okay, I Liked Maui Better

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Someone Hacked Into His Account. It's The Third Time This

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I Hope It's Alphabet Soup... It's Good For The Vowels

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Except For His Testosterone Level Being Out Of Whack

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Let's Go In Here, Maybe I'll Find You Something Special

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We Know That Communication Is A Problem, But The Company

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No, Bob, I Haven't Noticed You Haven't Spoken To Me In 3

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The Pharmacy Didn't Have Any Sleep Masks, But They Had

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Restaurant Customer Waiting To Be Seated Dies Of Hunger

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I Just Can't Keep Up With All This Modern Technology

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Last Night I Dreamt I Died And Went To Heaven. But

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I Won't Be In To Work Today... I Woke Up With A Bug

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Been A Long Time Billy. I See You're Still Overfeeding That

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Okay, The Motorized Rocking Chair Could Use An Emergency

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Now Remember, Keep Your Head Up ...that's Only A Temporary

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I Like Modern. It Never Goes Out Of Style

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I Told You We Should Have Packed A Lunch

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The Airline Will Review Your Claim In 90 Days ... Or

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Hmmm ... No Health Insurance. Take Him To The Intensive

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Give Me Your Hand... I Ran Out Of Cones

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Mother Was Right... You Never Take Me Anywhere

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I Finally Found A Fish Big Enough To Fit The New Aquarium

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One Day, There Will Be World Peace...in The Meantime

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Keep Off The Grass And Keep Off The Water

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You Idiot Two Is Aim, Three Is Fire

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Worst Case Of Month-end Burnout I Ever Saw

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In Case Of Overcrowding In The Er Break Glass

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It's $900 To Fix The Brakes ...or $10 To Make The Horn

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So, What's For Dinner ...a Séance

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I Know My Husband And There's No Point Arguing With

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I'm Getting The Hang Of This Wake Up Every Morning, And

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You're Putting In Too Much Time At The Office When

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Fisherman Hooks Shoe With April Fools Note Attached

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But You Have To Admit Management's Commitment To Quality

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You Have Two Choices, One Hour Of Exercising Every Day Or

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Your First Lesson Is Free

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No, There's Nothing On My Mind, But If There Was I Don't

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Be Careful Opening This...it's Marked Dangerous Goods

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Your Wife Wants To Know If She Should Get A New Propane

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You're Going To Need A Bigger Net

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You've Got Bird Flu, But It's Tweetable

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We're All Out Of Candy. How 'bout A Nice Piece Of Meatloaf

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I Can't Eat Leftovers For 6 Months

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According To This Blood Work, You're 80% Cake

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I Said French Fries

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In Case Of Disgruntled Employee Break Glass

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My Patient Needs A New Kidney. Make Any Grave Mistakes Today

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All We Have To Do Is Place Them On The Waiting Room Chairs

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Now, If We Stick To Our Financial Plan, I Can Retire At 55

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And How Many Cookies Can I Put You Down

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