You Have To Realise That As A Potato You Are A Very Complex
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Gutenberg Invents The Paper Jam
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Apparently, Your'e Never More Than 10ft Away From A Rat
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Terrible Mix-up At The Hospital. They Treated Him
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You Expect The Lions And The Death, But The Booing From
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We're Quite Excited. We Think He's Developing His First
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Never Underestimate The Value Of Pipe-dreams, My Son
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So, What's This Flashmob All About, And Who Organised
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It's Taken Over From The Red Lion As The Most Common Pub
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Don't Worry - One Day We'll Get Our Own Back When We Put
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Humpty Dumpty Annoyed Because Anti Climb Paint Prevents
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Yes, It Was Expensive, But It's The Most Up To Date Version
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I Know Art Can Be A Good Investment, But It's Important
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Maybe You Wouldn't Be So Penniless A Writer If You Stopped
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Oh, Don't Hurt It. Can't You Trap It Under A Glass, Or
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Computer Printer Ink We're Gonna Be Rich
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Your Mother And I Are Concerned About How Much Time
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But We Agreed On Terracotta- You Liked Terracotta I Am
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No, They Don't Sell Furniture, It's The Local Sunbed Salon
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I Just Know Baby Is Getting As Much Out Of This World Trip
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Underage Pregnancy
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For The Last Time- Will You Please Remove The Parental Lock
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My Previous School Only Had A Single-decker Walking Bus
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You Do Realise That ‘shag, Marry Or Kill' Is Just Meant
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Does My Head Look Big In This
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These Online Fantasy Worlds Are Great Fun. I Can Be ‘dave
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No, I Don't Think It's Tinnitus
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I Said, How Do You Send A Text With This Thing
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They Might Satisfy Health And Safety, But I Still Think
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In Memory Of Old Bob Who Loved This Park But Hated People
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How Many Times Must I Tell You Stop Drawing On The Bloody
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I Do Wish You'd Use The Study When You Work From Home
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There's So Much I Want To Do With My Life...before I Reach
Len Hawkins
I Have A Feeling, Gentlemen, That You Don't Take Having
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If I Don't Do My Homework I'll Get Bad Grades- I'll
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Probably Best Not To Get Involved
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Home Security
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Would You Mind If These Junior Managers Have A Go
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Must Be The Geordie Polar Expedition Team
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We've Had Complaints About Your Sensory Garden For The Blind
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I Just Can't Believe The Amount Of Packaging There Is These
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You're Perfectly Fit And Healthy...but At
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I Can't Say Exactly Where We Are, But I'm Pretty Confident
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Something On A Floodplain, Preferably
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If I Had Known We'd Be This Long Wandering In
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Daddy Says, 'better Drowned Than Duffers If Not Duffers
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The Online Version Just Doesn't Offer As Much Coverage
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I Was Under The Impression That I Was Entitled To
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I Worry That I'll End Up Living In A Flat, With A Single
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I Represent The British Phonographic Industry. We Believe
Len Hawkins
Ooh, Look A Shooting Star. Make A Wish
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I Kind Of Regret Objecting So Strongly To The Wind Farm
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There's Always Someone Who Goes Over The Top With
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I'm Trying To Prove We're Not Related To The Kids
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The Internet Means We Can Organise Anti-globalisation Demos
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I Know It's A Nuisance, But They Came As Part Of The Home
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I Know We Met On A Speed-date, But Not Everything Has
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Ok, I'll Admit It. You're A Genius At Parallel Parking
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The Battle For Hearts And Minds Was Proving Too Difficult
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On A Positive Note, Video Of The Incident Has Gone On
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Is It Peasants Or Pheasants You're Not Allowed To Pick
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Sign In A Bookshop Window Offers Chance To Meet
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