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Winner Of The Worst Slogan Contest
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I Really Do Feel Empowered. I Should've Joined A Gang Years
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Disaster Plan
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Your Performance Review Is Next Tuesday. You're Allowed
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Batteries Not Included
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They Grow Up Too Fast
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I Didn't Have A Happy Childhood, I Was Often Misquoted
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You're Grounded
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No Soliciting - Especially If It's For A Good Cause #1
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Good Memory. Now Turn Around And Let's Try It Again. I've
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Sold My Soul To The Devil, But Held On To The Intellectual
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First Step Is The Hardest. You've Got To Admit That
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Objection, Leading The Witness
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Complaints And Gratitude
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Safety Zone Ends, Resume Driving Like Idiots
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You Sold The Mercedes-benz To The Guy Who Fixed Our Copier
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I Killed Him In Self-defense. I'm Not Good At Accepting
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Sorry, I Had To Call The Authorities. Whenever A Guy Buys
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Baby's First Words
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I'm Leaving You. I Would Have Told You Earlier But The Time
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What Can I Tell You, We're Short-staffed
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I've Got It Made In The Shade. What Worries Me Is Sunshine
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You'll Never Get That Past Security
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Your Wife Is Right On That One. When You're Invited
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I See You Got An A+++ In Science
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I Thought You Did Fine, But I'm Afraid You Didn't Test Well
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You Need To Work On The Three R's. And They Aren't Reload
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The Fight Or Flight Response Is Perfectly Normal. Though
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Our Top Story Bloody Conflict, Secret Meeting, Auto Recall
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This Next Block Of Silence Is For All You Folks Who
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Your Call Is Important To Us. Please Stay On The Line
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It Was Tough At First. Now I Hardly Ever Get The Urge
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This Is Just So Like You. Always Taking The Easy Way
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Installed It Himself Saved $50
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It's A Rare Generic Defect. To Put It Bluntly, You Have No
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Mr. Cruise, I Presume. Star Of The Box-office Hit
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And Could You Put In A Louder Horn
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If You're Out Of Quarterly Earnings, I'll Take The Assets
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While Experts Remain At Odds Over The Issue Of When Life
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I Ordered An Iv, Not An Ivy
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Did We Ask For A Heart-shaped Tub
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The Angina Monologues
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It's Not Really Cat. That's Just A Marketing Gimmick
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Can't Be High-maintenance, But She Must Have Class. Economy
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The Nurse Tells Me You Haven't Been Swallowing Your Pills.'
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My Advice Is Simple Never Spend More Than You Steal
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