I Know What A Face Is...but What's A Book
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Spare Me The State-of-the-world Metaphors And Just Unblock
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In This State, Sir, Making A List And Texting It Twice
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And What Have You Done Besides This Seasonal Job In Toy
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In A Way, Though, It's Better Than When Irene And
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Ringing In Your Ears, You Say
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Quit Fooling With That Stupid Blog And Do Some Real Writing
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I Admire Your Optimism, But You Really Should Diversify
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No Offense, Frank, But Your Facebook Posts Are Getting
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What Did I Tell You About Practicing On The Cat
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Give Me A Break, Harold--you Haven't Been Fasting That Long
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You Like It I'm Getting A Government Grant For Phase 2
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You'll Never Make It As A Freelancer In This Business
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