Neil Matterson Cartoons

Welcome To The Uterus. Please Be Seated. Your Mother

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I Should Have Started This Three Months Ago....contractions

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My Cyber Shopping Cart Has A Wonky Wheel

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Nothing's Coming Out Where Am I Going To Find A Plumber

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Chapter 10 How To Extend Your Stay And Throw Your Father's

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I Know I'm Not Using All The Chair But I Don't Do Sub-leases

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I Didn't Realise It Could Be So Complicated

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Premature Birth Warning

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Home From Work At Last

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If You're Happy To Demand Feed We'll Get Along Just Fine

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And Mum's Always Worried Whether I'm Getting Enough To Drink

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Cracked Nipple But I Didn't Even Drop

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It's Not Often You See A Sign That Is Both Instructional

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Engorgement's Not Easy For Either Of

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You Go Out First. Signal Me If It's Safe

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The More You Drink The More I Produce

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If I Turn It Up I Might Get Out Of Here Quicker

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Mum's Half Asleep

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I Never Know Which Side To Start

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Another Set Back For The Manufacturing Sector. There's No

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Great I Must Be Growing. The Womb Was Less Than Half Full

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So This Is The Secret To The Start Of Labour

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I'm Tied In With A Leash. Where The Heck Do They Think I'm

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Mum's Biological Clock Is Ticking Away...oops...my Mistake

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I Think I Understand. You And I Are A Team And Mum Is

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Superbaby...more Powerful Than An Electric Breast Pump

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No Offence. The Other Breast And I Seemed To Click

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Nine Months In Here I Trust I Can Get Out In Seven Months

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What Hope Have I Got With All Mum's Midnight Snacks

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At The Rock Concert

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If You've Got A Complaint Put It In Writing

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You Call It A Bra. I Call It Excess Packaging

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Your Electricity Will Now Be Made From Left-over Pizzas

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No Wonder Babies Are Born Screaming. I Haven't Had A Wink

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Sure I Can Tell You Where And When The Big Fish Are Going

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