Pat Byrnes Cartoons

I'll Thank You Not To Quote Yeats, Godel, Or Any Other

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With Therapy, I've Found I Don't Need

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In Vino Veritas' You Can't Handle The Veritas

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The Mostly Invisible Man

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So If You've All Signed And Turned In Your Waivers - Let's

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I Translate Books From English Into Better English

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While Your Salesman Checks With The Manager, Could

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How Come You Never Give Me Ideas Like That

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No, Snub-chat. It Deletes Your Messages Before They're

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I Think I Got It,but, Just The Same, Could You Send Me

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If You're Never Going To Give Me Any, Then Quit Calling

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You Can Really Taste The Moral Superiority

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How Lovely. You Brought Me Pollen

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I'm Fine Eating Alone With A Woman Who Is Not My Wife

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The Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation Headband Lets Me Feel

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Speed Limit Strictly Enforced

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Since My Office Went Business Casual, I've Been Having This

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Call The Boat, The Beards Are Ready

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Cat Boss

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Two Children Are Running Lemonade Stands Outside Their Home

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The Greatest Advance Of The Digital Era Has Been

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Have We Considered Home Schooling, If Only For The Less

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It's A Cautionary Tale About Why We Shouldn't Cut Arts

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This Is Dakota, Bodie And Scout—and Our Dog, Richard

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If It Doesn't Happen On Facebook, It Didn't Happen

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I'm Sending You An Interesting Article About Declining

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When I Lost My Sense Of Humor, I Lost My Sense

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First, Find Someone To Blame

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Let Me Through, I'm A Pharmaceutical Rep

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Wall Of Office Memories

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Remote Control Duck

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If You No Longer Wish To Receive Calls About Special

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After Twenty-five Years Of Feeling The Same, We're Renewing

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When Did Tweeting Become Such An Angry Thing

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Try Them On Here Before You Buy Online

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Quit Blaming Your Mother. And Get Your Feet Off The Couch

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Carpe The Per Diem

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Would You Ask The Chef To Hurry We're Running Out

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It's A Coming Of Old Age Story

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The S-p-e-l-l-i-n-g Thing Doesn't W-o-r-k Anymore, Mom

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After Seventeen Years Of Marriage, Could We Once Not Split

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The Tone Of The Letter Is Stern, Almost Threatening, But -

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You Can't Simply Throw Money At A Problem It Has To

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I Have An App That Gives Me Points For Looking Up From

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Q, W, E, R, T, Y, U, I, O

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Shh. He Doesn't Know He's Adopted Yet

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Wanna Step Outside For A Sit Break

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But Most Of All I'd Like To Thank The Zeitgeist

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We're Not Taking New Souls At The Moment. We're Sending

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I Got A Call Today From The Forces Of Evil. They're Asking

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Throwback Thursday

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Meet The Blogger 1-3 Pm

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I Already Have My Crossing-the-street Badge. How About

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Regular Or No-lead

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The Government Won't Let Us Carry Them In Front Anymore

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You Know What I Miss Meetings

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Don't Talk To Him. He's Some Crazy Moderate

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I'm Sending It Back. This Doesn't Taste Funny At All

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If The Secede, We'll Have No Place To Retire

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I Wouldn't Mind Being A Stay-at-home Dad If I Didn't

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Because Sitting Is Bad For My Health

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17 Days Without A Reorganization

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I'm Binge Working Tonight

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Hang On. Mommy's Just Checking To See If She's Still

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Your Nanny Is Paid To Be Patient With

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He May Be All Hat And No Cattle, But You've Got To Love

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We've Just Crossed The Line Between Binge Viewing And Ocd

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Polar Bear Contributes To Global Warming

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This One's For A Cause To Be Named Later

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Surely The Realize That Ethics Laws Just Put Us On

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It's From Neiman-marcus. We've Been Pre-approved To Receive

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Help The Humorless

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