Peter Steiner Cartoons

It's Always 'sit,' 'stay,' 'heel'—never 'think,'

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On The Internet, Nobody Knows You're A Dog

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I'm Sorry, Sir, But Dostoyevsky Is Not Considered Summer

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Two Stones Tickets, Please, Senior Discount

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I Like It After The Holidays, When The Crowds Are Gone

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Mostly Mozart, Nothing. It's All Mozart Or No Mozart

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Lawrence Of Suburbia

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Under Our Holistic Approach, Mr. Wyndot, We Not Only Treat

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If I Knew The Meaning Of Life, Would I Be Sitting In A Cave

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Bad News - The Unicorns Are Gay

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All I Can Say Is Thank Goodness For Teleconferencing

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Sure, Dead Is Important. But It Has To Taste Good

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Could We Talk Girl Scout Cookies #1

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Spring Training #1

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I Think It's Very Considerate Of People To Separate

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By The Authority Vested In Me By Bloomingdale's, How May

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You Can Be Anything You Want To Be - No Limits

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The Governor Has Granted A Stay Of Execution Until

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Come In, Wilson. I've Traded My Phone For Some Booze

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I Say One Or The Other. But Leopardskin And Heels Is

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The Story Of Oh #1

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Medicine Is Giving The Eat-drink-and-be-merry Model Another

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Sociologists On Strike Nation In Peril

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Sorry. I Was Expecting The Lady. I Can See You're Busy

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Welcome To The Adirondacks

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Block Closed For Gritty, Hard-edged Tale

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Do You Want That With Or Without Angioplasty #1

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Do You Have These Apples In Green #1

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Big Tony's Web Site—get Rid Of

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They Decided On Separate Weddings #1

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I Had To Decide—am I Living For The American Kennel Club

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Did You Join The Testimony-of-the-month Club #1

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Bram Stoker's Bambi #1

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You Have Hate Mail

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My People Will Have Sex With Your People #1

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A Man Hangs Himself In The Voting Booth

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A Tombstone In A Cemetery Reads Prentiss W. Burchmeyer -

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Yes It's A Salad Bar, But It's Still Mainly Hay

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Of Course Mating Is Natural. It's Just Not The Kind

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Murray, I'm Going To Have To Put You On Hold #1

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Do You, Scofield Industries, Take Amalgamated Pipe

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As For Immigration, I Say Admit Anyone Who Arrives On

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The American Tearoom, Moscow

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A Double-dip Recession With Sprinkles

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Bachelor Cake

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Walter What Brings You Out To The Ohio Office #1

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From Now On, We're Not A Family. We're A Coalition

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Hunting Dog Returns With Pizza, Not Duck

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This Is A Very Important Book. In Fact, It's Too Important

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Bernard Is Our Sous-mechanic #1

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We'll Be Performing The Operation Using Original Instruments

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It's A Very Senior Moment—he's Dead

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A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

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Business Temples

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All I'm Saying Is, Giving A Little Something To The Arts

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What Kind Of Fire, Hon - Oak, Maple, Or Apple

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The Club Scene Is Really Changing #1

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Everybody On The Bus Today Was Played By Anthony Hopkins

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Oxymoron #1

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They're Cute, But They Have Too Much Power

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Steve And I Live Together, But We're Getting Indicted

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We've Voted You Off The Island #1

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This Next Song Is For Everyone Who Has Ever

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Suckling Piglets Watching Television On Mother's Back

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It Was Terrible. It Was Like A Media Frenzy #1

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He's Richard Gere Without The Principles #1

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Most Of All, He'll Be Remembered For His Irrepressible

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Surprise #1

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He Moves Like Baryshnikov

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I Say It's Genetically Altered, And I Say The Hell With

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Have I Ever Hugged You, Elkins

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He Walks The Walk And Talks The Talk. But He Doesn't Drink

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