Phil Witte Cartoons

He Never Heard The Prius Coming

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Missing Sock Poster

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This Circle Of Hell Is For Those Who Always Hit Reply To All

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Of Course You'll Study Latin. How Else Will You Learn

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What Qualifies You To Be A Ballistics Expert

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It's The Silicon Valley Foundation - They Want To Know If

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And That's How I Learned The Difference

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You See A Haunted House, I See A House With Good Bones #1

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Of Course You'll Study Latin. How Else Will You Learn #1

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I Guess This Means We're An Emerging Economy

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Just A Harmless Little Genetic Experiment, They Said. Yeah

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I Never Should Have Given Out My Wifi Password

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828,000 Square Miles For $15 Million - As #1

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Your Home Remodel Team Architect, Contractor, Couples

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I'm Teaching Him To Rollover My 401 K

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I Had A Nightmare That Oul And Gas Had Become Alternative

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Do Not Resuscitate Or Bother

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Not Just Rocks--tools

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Actually, Mr. Johnson, There's A Big Difference Between Tax

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Wait -- A Newer Normal

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Long Story Short You're Fired

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Every Day Is Groundhog Day

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10,000 Steps A Day I Can Do That #10000

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How Could I Be Texting While Driving

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Let's Just Say My Grades Entered Correction Territory

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My Biggest Weakness I'm A Perfectionist

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This Translation App Isn't Working

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This Is Gx-730, And I'll Be Your Autopilot On Today's Flight

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What Do You Suppose Ken Burns Will Have To Say About All

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Tell Us Again About Civil Discourse. We Promise Not

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125 Is The New 100

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Son, You're Old Enough Now For The Talk Everything You Need

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All Of The Economic Indicators I've Seen Are Pointing #1

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Let's Just Issue Last Year's Annual Report And See If #1

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Try To Get An Extension On This To The Day After I Retire

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Don't Say 'after

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Let's Just Issue Last Year's Annual Report And See If

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You Can Afford To Retire At 65, But You'll Need To Die At 70

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Radiology, Cardiology And Fertility Clinic

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The Hendersons Invited Us To Shelter In Their Place

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I'm Waiting For Self-flying Cars

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You're Not Going Anywhere Until We Finalize Our Estate Plan

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Beware Start-ups With A Negative Cash Flow

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Okay, You're In, And You're In, And You're In

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I Sleep Poorly Anyway, So You Might As Well Put Me

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You Have A 24-hour Virus - Of Course, You'll Be Dead By

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Wait - I Can Explain

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We've Been Married So Long That I Start And Finish

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At That Moment, He Realized He Could Never Maker Her Truly

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No Need To Bury It- This Island Has Offshore Banking

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One Can Be Against Entitlements, And Still Feel A Sense

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New York On $50 A Meal

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She Thought He Was A Good Listener. Turns Out He Was A Decoy

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This One Is For Cybersecurity

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828,000 Square Miles For $15 Million -- As #828000

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The Only Way To Create A Sensation As An Essayist These

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Do You, Meredith, Better Known As Wife Number Three, Take

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My Bouche Was Not Amused

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Clown Car Lane 10 Or More

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Bad News - Turns Out The Seed Money For Our Organic Food

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When We Remodeled, We Decided To Go With The Granite

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Let's Just Say I'm Leaving To Pursue Other Interests

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He Says He's A Great Salmon Guide

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Sure, If This Was New York, I'd Be Your Editor And You'd

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Now Paid Subscribers Will Have Access To As Much Free

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Better Imaginary Than Extinct

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Here's Your Problem

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You're Not Thinking About Redecorating Again, Are

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Zagat Rated

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Don't Let Anyone Call You A Flightless Bird. We're Birds

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Youch I Ruptured That Tendon - You Know, The One That

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You're Just Making Up That Last Part

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