I Told You We Should Have Sold Last Winter
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If You Don't Have Anything Profound To Say, Don't Say
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Ready To Head Back
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Would You Have Liked Any Help
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Are You Too Old To Remember All The Advice You Tried
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Me I Thought You Were Raising
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Yes, Yes, We Love You Too. What's Your Netflix Password
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Not Only Do They All Speak Fluent English, But They Keep #1
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I'm Not A Guru. I'm Just Hanging Out Here Till #1
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Oh Look - They're Retiring The Word 'unprecedented
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With Your Idea And My Nothing, We Could Be Rich
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I Found Some More Acorns Today
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Why Do You Put Yourself Under Such Pressure
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Stop - That Trump Cartoon You Came Up With This Morning
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I'm Back. My Family Didn't Want To Spend More Time With
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How Could You Just Walk Out On Me Like This And, By
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I've Always Said - Juries Are Impossible To Predict
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What Do You Think- Capitalize 'me' Or Too Much
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Every Appliance, Every Light, Every Bit Of Electronics
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Whoops-sorry. That's My Porn Name
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Does This Toga Make My Gluteus Look Maximus #1
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A Hen Pushes A Egg Carton On Wheels Containing Her Chicks
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I'll Have Someone Come In And Prep You For The Bill
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Why On Earth Would You Spring For Color Film #1
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New In Town #1
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They'll Be Expecting Adagio. Go With The Allegro
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I Wasn't Texting. I Was Building This Ship In A Bottle
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The Beginning Is
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If There's Anything We Can Do To Make Your Stay More
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I Take The Fun Out Of Everything. What Do You
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Well, There Goes The Neighborhood #1
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A Subway Train Waits With People At The Tracks
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With The Money We'll Save By Shutting Down Quality Control
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Not To Alarm You, But The Other Newborns Are Already Ahead
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How Do You Feel About Staying In Power #1
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Louie, You Apply For A Loan While Rocco Heads In
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And Now I'll Open Up The Floor To Softballs #1
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Go. Evolve. Don't Worry About
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If It's Any Help, Your Sentence Was The Most E-mailed Story
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Escher Get Your Ass Up Here #1
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I'm Afraid I Made Quite A Nuisance Of Myself In Here Last
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Einstein Ponders The Mysteries Of Space And Time
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O.k., We Get It-big And Dangerous
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Oh, Is That Today #1
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In The Future, Everyone Will Be Famous For Fifteen Episodes
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I Bought A New Canopener, But Let's Save The Old One
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What Makes You So Sure Our Local Farmers Know What They're
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Well, It's Time To Head Off For The Holidays
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Change In Plans - The Deadline's Been Moved Up To Four Days
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The Resolution Is Superb, But I Can't Stand Having To Wait
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It's Jason From Next Door. Do We Want To Buy A Transcript
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How Is It That Mick Jagger Still Has The Energy To Be Mick
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I'm A Voracious Amasser Of Reading Material
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Grandma I Just Sent You A Goodie Basket
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Caesar Walks In, We Stab Him, And The Rest, As They'll Say
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Well, There Goes The Neighborhood
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Fortunately For Me, I Can't Get Enough Of This Song
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And Coach Says To Hurry It Up Because We're Delaying '60
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Wow Changing Them Must Have Cost A Fortune
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I Feel That I've Been Given A Unique Opportunity To Speak
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In The Flesh I Thought You Were Apocryphal
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Sorry I'm Late - My Uber Driver Turned Out To Be The Google
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Talk About Climate Change- My Kid Just Moved Back Home
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I Told You Hardwood Floors Were A Big Mistake
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I Told You Never To Call Me Here
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If I've Accomplished Little, It's Because I Have Giants
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One More - Billy Wasn't Crying #1
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Bank's Closed Today, Folks. It's Yom Kippur
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Sleeping Cat Dreams Of Other Side Of Couch
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