Last, But Not Least, Give My Child A Seat By The Window
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New York City Santa With Huge Bag Hails Cab
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Of Course They Argue About Petty Things And Make Stupid
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And A Side Order Of Statins
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I've Been Looking For A Job, But I Haven't Seen Any Yet
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We Couldn't Pry The Remote Control Out Of His Hand
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See, I Could Step Into Yours But None Of You Could Step
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There Is Some Good News. Your Self Esteem Is Not As Low
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Miss Barnes, I'll Be Staying Late Tonight Reading My
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Even The Dog Wouldn't Eat My Homework
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They Don't Build Them Like This Any More. Heck, Why
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I Turn The Other Cheek More Now That Botox Has Made
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I Sympathize With Your Wife Having Multiple Personality
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My Mom Wants You To Dispense My Happy Pill Just Before
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I Wouldn't Have Any Savings At All If It Weren't
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The Novelty Is That Everything Here Was Made In America
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What Did You Put Down For The Definition Of Plagiarism
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The House Is Fine, I Want To Send My Mother In-law Back Home
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I Came Down With The Shingles, Darn Slippery Roof
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You've Got To Overcome Your Dependency On Fossil Fuels
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I Don't Believe I Belong Here
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I Put A Wet Paint Sign On Our Bench At The Mall So We'll
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Well, Yes, I Guess You Could Call Us 'locals
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Fight Iliteracy. Donate A Book
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That's The One Day We Experimented With Giving
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It's Innocent Or Guilty. There Are No Do-overs
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Everything Is In The Cloud
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We Are Really Environmentally Friendly. We Color Everything
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If Facebook Is Already Replacing E-mail, Then We Should Get
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Looks Like We'll Bring Your Project In Under Budget
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It's Nothing A Few Stem Cells And Another 75 Years
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Inspectors 2 And 3 Inspect Clothing
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They Are Completely Free Of Growth Hormones
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All My Life, I've Been Hearing About This 'pound Of Cure.'
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Too Bad You Don't Put As Much Work On Our Financial
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What I Mainly Want To Get Out Of This Meeting Is Myself
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I'm Sorry, Sir, But You Can't Change Seats To Et Away
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Camel Rider Sees Sign Stating The Next Mirage 16 Miles
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You're Insecure Because Your Data Is Unsecured
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Forget About Hunting And Gathering - I'm Going To Be
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I Had To Get A Temporary Second Job -- All Our Kids Needed
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He Has This Absurd Notion That I Don't Trust
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You're Taking This 'digital Nomad' Thing Too Far
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He Was Unhappy To Learn That I Had Prescribed A Placebo But
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And He Still Mixes Them
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I'm Going To Be A Lawyer So I'll Be Arguing Both Sides
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Alphabet Soup - Now In Large Print
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Another One Do You Realize It Will Make The Third Time This
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It's The Worst Possible Diagnosis A Bear Can Receive --
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What Makes You Think I Tell Really Big Lies, Pinocchio
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Toll Bridge Cashtokensno Cash Or Tokens
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Starving Artist Show Has Paintings Of Food
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Shouldn't We Be Getting More Treats This Time Of The Year
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What's The Point Of Being Guaranteed An Education If I'm
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Superintendent What Kind Of Powers Do You
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Will Be Your Facebook Friend For Food
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I'm Not Sure My Husband Would Be Considered An 'active Adult
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You Said We Couldn't Look In Our Books During The Test
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I've Got Our Bill Payment Schedule Organized
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Sure, We Could Make It Simpler But That Would Only
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My Boss Told Me To Hold This Ladder While He's On The Roof
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Misread Medical Policy
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That's Business Class
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Let Me Rephrase That. Go Home And Sleep On
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He Quickly Became Irreplaceable When We Saw The Size Of
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I Have An Analogue Mind In A Digital World
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The Aspirin There Is Your Medical Benefit And Here Is
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I Wish They Would Just Spring For A Paper Shredder
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I Was Pushing Fifty And Then It Sneaked Up Behind
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Ignorance Of The Law Is No Excuse, Especially When You're
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That Must Be Lively On-hold Music
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