Atm - Now In High Definition
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Nothing But Veggies...we Gotta Learn To Read
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The Empowerment Training Was A Mistake. Everyone Quit
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I Promise You We'll Have Him Out Of Here Real Fast
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I Appreciate Recognition...but Pats On The Head
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Speaking For Myself And Every Other Right-thinking Person
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Hi, There... You're All Under Arrest
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It's Difficult To Get My Work Done. . .my Blackberry Takes
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I Developed An Anxiety Disorder Googling My Health Problem
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I'm Praying For Foam Kneelers
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This Is Okay, But My Ambition Is To Be An Automatic Teller
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We Have An Opening For A Square Peg In A Round Hole
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He Had Writer's Block Right Up Until The End
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I Manage The Old Fashioned Way. I Just Tell 'em Shut Up
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How About If I Meet You Halfway I'll Sit Up Straight But
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Sorry, But I'm Looking For A Toaster That I Can Also Play
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Remember, Your Fire Insurance Is Only Good If Your House
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I Got Tattoos Of All My Passwords
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I Can't Take All The Credit... I Used Spell-check
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First, There Will Be No New Taxes... Or I'm Not Six Feet
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The Genius Over There Calls Me 'spot
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I Said All Those In Favour Of Improving Communication, Turn
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Normally, I'm Home-schooled, But I'm Here Because I've
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You Can Listen To The Radio And Watch Tv, But No Rush
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Librarian Replaced By Google
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I'm Willing To Step Up And Accept Full Responsibility
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Apparently He's Been Trying To Say Some Tongue Twisters
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The Books On This Shelf Contradict All The Books On That
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You Can't Keep Sweeping All Your Personnel Problems
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You Should Be Able To Live A Perfectly Normal Life As Long
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I Got The Promotion. I'll Never Have To Say Please
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You Mean You Are Just Now Discovering Multi-tasking
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Your Wife Is So Nice. It's No Wonder You Don't Want
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You've Changed
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My Best Method For Relieving Stress Is To Misplace
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We Don't Know Anything About Land Ownership. Help Yourself
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I Hate That Michael Rafferty. We Were Playing Doctor And
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Be Nice - Invite Them To Our Thanksgiving Feast
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Traffic Warden In A Wheelchair Giving A Ticket To A Driver
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They're Having Money Problems. Better Hide Your Piggy Bank
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I Don't Remember Your Name... But Your Salary Is Familiar
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It Wasn't Strictly Cosmetic. The Cheek Implants Help
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I Hate Long Meetings So In Order To Save Time Can We Agree
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How's Your Infinity Project Going
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Arrivals, Departures & Limbo
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None Of The Questions Deserved An Answer
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I'd Like One Of Those Loans I Won't Have To Pay Back
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Do You Have Something So Simple That Even My Parents
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We Need To Target Customer Needs
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I Juggle A Family, A Career, And Three Cell Phones
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This Is What I Miss Most About The Office Going Paperless
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Exercise For Fat People
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They Come And Go. I've Outlasted Five Of
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He's At That Tender Age Between Veal And Filet Mignon
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Don't Worry... I Know A Shortcut
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Every Year I Say, 'just A Little Of The Top' But They
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I Think It's Your Colon. I Came To That Conclusion
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When Did 'dude' Become An Adverb And An Adjective
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Can't We Ever Just Have A Conversation
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Just What You Asked For... Made In The Us By Adult
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My Dad Thinks I Have A Future In Junk Bonds
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I Can't Wait To See The Reviews In The Newspaper To Find
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I Need Flag Day
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Remember To Bill For The Time It Takes To Bill For The Time
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I'm Willing To Relocate
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Because Of My Osteoporosis, My Days Of Shooting From
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I Hope You All Like Stuffing
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