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But On The Plus Side, I'm Picking Up Hbo

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When You Say That Love Is In The Air, You're Referring

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Once Again, The Name Is Perry, With A P, As In Pterodactyl

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Mom, If This Is Putting A Strain On Our Finances, I

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I Must Say, That Was A Very Detailed Answer To My 'where

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Son, Someday This Will All Be Yours. Or Wal-mart's. Whoever

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For The Stress Test, We'd Like You To Watch The Cable News

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I'm A Doctor From The Future, With Revolutionary Health

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But, I Have Learned The Value Of A Dollar. That's Why I'm

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You Need To Lose 20 Cable Channels

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My Mom Was Cold

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We Tried To Play Nicely, But Frankly It's Not As Much Fun

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Actually, This Is Very Common Around Valentine's Day

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I Get It I Get It Elephants Never Forget. Now Quit Bragging

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When I Left For School This Morning, Were We Getting Along

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I Just Got A Text From My Teenage Daughter. Do You Speak

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It's Our Rebuttal To 'buyer Beware

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At Eighty Five Dollars An Hour, I Expect To Be Allowed

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I've Diligently Spent The Last Eight Hours Saving An Entire

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It Was A Complicated Surgery, But Hey, That's What Youtube

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No Offense Dad, But Is This Available On Dvd

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These Few Weeks Off School Have Convinced Me That I'm

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It's The Time Of Year When All The Birds And Grandparents

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My Attorney Has Advised Me To Not Answer Any Questions

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You Forgot His Tail

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The Longer I Work Here, The Bigger My Stress Ball Needs

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Have You Picked Out A Domain Name, Yet

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Before You Say Anything, Please Watch This Video That

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Eating A Diet Rich In Vibrant Colors Does Not Mean A Bowl

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As Long As I Cut Out Eating And Sleeping, I Should Be Able

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Relax. It's From The Cappuccino

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Why Won't You 'friend' Me On Facebook

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Pirate Boy Reciting The Alphabet

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Honey, Remind Me Why We Switched To Decaf

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When Does The Screen Saver Come

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I'm Sorry, He's Not Available. Can You Call Back When

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Wow, What A Hothead

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There's A Thin Line Between Thinking Outside The Box And

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Donny And I Are Taking A Year Off To Volunteer For

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We Were Very Impressed By Your Resume. Especially The Part

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And You Honey, How Was Your Day At The Playstation

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Would You Like To Hear Our Bank's Heartwarming Theme Song

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Word To The Wise Always Check The Cheese For Pills

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That's Two 'ayes', Two 'nays' And One 'whatever

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If I Had To Classify Our Parenting Style, I Would Call It

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I'm One Hundred Percent Dedicated To Helping You Blame

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I Say We Blame This On Society

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Working From Home Is A Great Idea, Dad. We'd Just Like

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Grandma, Somebody Wants To Talk To You, But I Can't Get

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Careful. Plates Are Hot, Cold And Just Right

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Whatever It Is, I Didn't Do

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You Need To Lower Your Cell Phone's Vibrate Setting

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I Feel Like I'm Really Going To Make A Difference Today

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It Was A Standard Verbal Contract, Except With More

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It's Not For Homework. It's For Traction

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What We've Got Here Is A Failure To Communicate

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Pavlov's Great Great Grandson's Dog

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