You Can Trust Me On This, Because I Heard It From A Friend
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The Kids Just Love Doing Paint By Numbers
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And I Want That In Small, Unmarked Gift Cards
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Hey, Did You Know These Things Have Brakes
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Whatever-u-got We'll Take It Store
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Fish Coming Ashore To Shop For Shoes
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Women And Children First
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It Has A Camera, An Mp3 Player, A Web Browser, A Gps
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I Tried One Of Those Online Dating Services, But Even
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Why Don't You Ever Let Me Drive
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Well, I, For One, Am All For A Completely Digital Society
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I'm So Glad This Bedtime Story Comes In Audio
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This Is Why I Believe In Intelligent Design. There's No Way
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And This One Is My Ritalin Patch
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I Tried To Put A Positive Spin On The Whole Situation
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It's Internet Addiction, Doctor. We Have Him Hooked Up To
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I'm Just Going For A Walk. What Could Possibly Happen
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Pyramid Handicap Parking
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Don't Worry About Your Hair, Dear, I Can Fix It
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Are You Sure Energy Efficient Isn't Just A Nice Way
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What Would I Do If I Only Had One Day Left To Live That's
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I'd Like A Style That Looks Nothing Like This
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I Really Like These Black And White Pictures, Gramps
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Giant Egg And Nest In Bonsai Tree
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You Have It All Wrong. I Wasn't Texting While Driving
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Take This Pager. It Will Light Up When We're Ready For
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If Mom Could Only See Me Standing In The Corner Now
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Look Closely. Do You See The One Who Stole Your Identity
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And Then I Just Hit Delete. I Haven't Actually Eaten Any
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Foods That Are Bad For You. Foods That Are Really Bad
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Could I Maybe Just Do Some Sudoku Instead
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Oh, Honey Wouldn't That Piece Look Just Wonderful Above
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Grandpa Says That, In His Day, He Had To Walk 20 Miles
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From Way Up Here, That Looks Just Like Uncle Ken, And That
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She Won't Admit It, But I Think She's Had A Facelift And
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Aren't The Swiss Alps Wonderful This Time Of Year, Bob Bob
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Believe It Or Not, This Was Just An Empty Cave Until
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Smoker With Burning Oxygen Tank Like A Cigarette
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I'm Sorry, Son, But I'm Not In The Bad Debt Business Anymore
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Somebody Has To Look Out For The Middle Class
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Roots, Figs, Water, Mammoth Meat, And... Um... Ugh Me
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Honey, The 'best Before' Date On This Zebra Was Over Two
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Here's A Song About A Girl That Seemed A Lot Less Creepy
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He Tells Me To Build An Arch, And So I Do, But I Just Can't
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This Race Is Simply Too Close To Call
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I Feel Much Safer Living In A Gated Community
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If I Get Too Warm, I Can Always Take A Couple Of Layers
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George, Will You Please Look At Me When I'm Talking To
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Mrs. Shakespeare, Can Will Come Outside And Write A Play
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Don't Worry, This Is Our Star Witness
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I'd Like To Respond To That Criticism By Saying That I'm
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Visiting Has Been A Breeze Since You Switched To This
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This Is My Grandma. She's 50+ Years Old
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Well, You're Not Blind, But Have You Ever Considered Laser
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The Almost Exciting Adventures Of Superfluousman
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Oh Yeah Well, My Dad's Credit Score Is Better Than
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I Can't Remember If I'm Wearing My Hearing Aid Or
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What Do You Want To Be When You're In The 18-65 Age
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How Do You Respond To Those Critics Who Say You're No Talk
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Bob's Window Repair' Brick
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Deer Waiting At Car Crossing Sign
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Beware The Ides Of March And The Dog
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English Major Will Work For Food
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I Love Being Married To A Statistician. I Can Make Him Say
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Don't Try To Blame This Mess On Your Father
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Couldn't You Have Just Gone Goth Like Your Brother
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