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Which One Of You Told Glurk To Stretch Before Running
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And Don't Get Any Funny Ideas
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I'll Take That One
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This Team Performed The Exact Same Procedure Last Week
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And They'll Remain In Captivity Until They Are Fully
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Since He Initiated An Open Door Policy, He's Found Other
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Although The Estate Will Be Distributed Equally
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Let's Hope He Doesn't Turn Out To Be One Of Those Mystery
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And That's When We Transitioned To A Paperless Workplace
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Someday, When Our Pre-frontal Cortexes Are Fully Developed
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I'm A Private Equity Manager. I'm More Of A Rescuer
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Step One Admit You Have A Problem
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Now He Can Say He Ran It By Legal
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You'll Just Have To Take Our Word For It That These
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I Only Provide Financial Advice. You're On Your Own
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Either We Spend Millions On New Technology To Erase Each
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Tonight The World Famous Escape Artist Faces His Greatest
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It's Not Encryption Software. His Emails Are Just That
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Well, I Can Only Be As Informed As The Paywall Allows
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Thanks, But This Isn't The Kind Of Business Model We Had
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The Elevator Pitch Of Frankenstein
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Who Approved The Training On Work Avoidance
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Correction. It's Not A Zombie Apocalypse. They're Simply
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Did You Wax Your Chest Or Did Someone At The Office Have
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I'm Donating My Body To Science Class
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Due To The Threat Of Litigation, I Can Only Confirm That
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At Some Point We'll Sit Down And Resolve Our Differences
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And This Chart Tracks The Self-appraisal Ratings Since
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A Conflict Of Interest But That's My Favorite Kind
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We Used To Tell People We Were Childless By Choice Until
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We Like To Think He's Experimenting With Color And Form
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We Discourage The Question, 'is It Friday Yet'. Especially
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Thanks For Responding So Quickly. We Need Your Help
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I Swear I'm Still A Liberal Arts Major The Chain Supply
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We Appreciate Your Back Of The Envelope Calculation, Mike
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I've Noticed A Correlation Between Your Boundlessly
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In This Plant We Bottle Soft Drinks, Tim, Not Our Emotions
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I Didn't Hire A Lawyer, But I Found A Neuroscientist Who
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