Lazy Man Contemplates The Moment Of Creation
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They Turned Them All Upside-down When They Worked Out Tides
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Don't Worry, I Shall Be Putting An Exclamation Mark After
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Your Absence Is As Expendable As Your Appendix, Merryweather
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Swanking Goal Scorer Churns Up Turf
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Books Closed Down Due To Exasperation
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The Computer Must Be On The Blink If It Sent
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What'll It Be, Cowboy
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Ok, Who Moved The Photocopier
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When You Said You Are A Hammer-toe Specialist
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So, Lad - What Experience Do You Have In Construction
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A Harmless Mole - But Keep An Eye On
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Orator Translates In Many Languages
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Displaying Christian Symbol Deemed Offensive
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I've Got Third Party Insurance, But Only Been To Two
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You Are Here
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I Must Be Getting Old - I Can Never Remember Who He
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I'm A Just-in-time Importsexports Executive - I Should've
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If Life Begins At Forty, Why Do They Let Us Leave School
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What's Wrong With Our New Shed Nothing - I'm Sat Out Here
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You'll Soon Get The Hang Of It - Then They'll Change
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Les Miserables 'oh, For Mercy's Sake - Lighten
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Send For A Prftgxrgplwtkn Interpreter - Case Adjourned
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W E E E L L . . . My Mum Says I'm Good At Testing
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I'm Very Pleased With The House But You'd Think They
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Let Me Through, I'm A Creditor
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Picasso Jigsaw There May Be More Than One Solution
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Posh Fan Corrects Pronunciation At Liverpool Football Match
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All This Do Or Don't Take Aspirin, It's Giving
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All Dressage Tickets Have Gone, But I Managed To Get Two
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Beanz Meanz Repeatz
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Your First Cruise Then, Mate
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92 Elements In The Universe And You Always Have To Chuck
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Isn't Medical Progress Marvellous If We'd Been Sat Here
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Before You Say Anything, I've Saved More Than You Earn In
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A Thousand Boats Of Static Grace And I Swear I Saw One Move
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One-man Show Only One Man Shows Up In Audience
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It All Started When I Got My Free Bus Pass
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Reporting Another Metal Theft, Sarge
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I'd Like To Take This Opportunity To Say Goodbye To
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Careful With That - The Wife Made It At Pottery Class
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Your Kind Offer Of Taking A Gap Year To Hitch-hike
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Down The Corridor, Third Right, And Take With You As Many
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Excuse Me, Miss, Are You Spewing Your Guts Up Responsibly
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Tsk I Don't Recall Reading Anything About That
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He's Not The Likes Of Us, Bert - He Says 'whom' With An M
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I've Only Got Two Numbers To Go On The Bingo
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Ell - Aliens
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Sits There Watching Quiz Shows All Day Long And Still
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Off-air Comments
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What Have I Told You About Bringing Your Work Home With
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Well, I Say It Is Part Of A Grand Design
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I'm Sick Of History - Is There Never An End To
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There's That Funny Squealing Again - I Think It's Coming
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Have You Got Room For A Hand-knitted Pullover
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That's Not The Falklands - It's ***** Madagascar
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Just What I Didn't Want... Chocolate Euros
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The Thing I Like About Jazz Is Nobody Notices If I Hit
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Vee Vill Soon Find Verr You Keep Ze Confidential Information
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What Have You Got
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Noticeboard I Forgot It Was There To Be Honest
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Your First Poppadum, Sir
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