This One's For Coffee
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When He Walked In The Door And Said, 'not Shis Kabob
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The First One Didn't Work. I Need Another Goodnight Kiss
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He's Not A Patient Here, He Just Comes In To Eat. With
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Boy Plugging Dyke Has Water Coming Out Of His His Ear
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My Husband Made The Coffee Table Out Of An Old Door
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I Don't Mind You Earning More Money Than I Do, Gretchen, Or
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Hup, Two, Three, Four Hup, Two, Three, Four
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Holiday Travel
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How Long Has What Been Going
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A Late Payment And A Friendly Reminder Cross Paths In
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Newly Married Couple On A Magic Carpet
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Isn't It Time You Started Thinking About Cars Instead
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And Do You, Peter, Promise To Eat Only Fresh, Natural
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Danger Explosives
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Bless This Food We Are About To Receive, All Except
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Keep Driving - We Can't Open The Doors Anyway
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You Certainly Have A Well Equipped Work Bench
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Interest Rates Are Up. Should That Concern
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Do Not Feed The Bears.' - 'a Hug
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Buoy With Message 'on This Site Will Be Erected A Beautiful
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Obey My Commands, Protect Yourself At All Times And Think
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Dog Uses Suggestions Box To Demand Feeding
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Weight Loss Clinic At The Top Of A Hill
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You Know You're Having A Bad Day When You Put The Dirty
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Fish Being Eaten, Thinking 'never Look Back
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You Are Now Insured Against Fire, Flood, Theft Liability
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Drop The Rock
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I Checked Under Your Bed. Saddam Hussein Is Not There. Now
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When I Said 'feel My Muscle', I Meant The Weight Of
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Not All Food Snaps, Crackles And Pops. Eat
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The Oracle Is
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I'm Tired Of Being A Jet-setter. I Want To Settle Down
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Print Media Strikes Back
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Antioxidants Antioxidants
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Looks Like A White Flag
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If He Has A Pulse, Hire
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Patterned Chick Hatching From A Faberge Egg
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No, Wait, That's Not A Bad Idea Put In A Starbucks
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A Little Long On The Tremolo, Perhaps, And Not Enough
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Take With Water, Take With Food. Don't We Have One That
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On','off', And 'maybe' Switches
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Mountain-bike Goat
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They Shouldn't Allow Polo Players On The Fairways
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He's Remarrying Her For His Money
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Reindeer Using Maple Syrup Bucket As A Toilet
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Woodpecker Threatening To Drop A Worker Up A Pole
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It's Time For Your Walk
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We Can't Go On Meeting Like This. It's Not You I Want -
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Snail Orders 'hommes' In A Restaurant
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I'm Giving You A Praise. It's Not A Raise But It Will Look
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Child With A Junior Chemistry Set In The Complaints
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We're Lucky. This Stream Could Be Next To A Paper Mill
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Elevator Buttons Updowndon't Care
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You Think You Have Problems Try Being A Male Ladybug
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Pssst Dump Your Toxic Wastes
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Fred, When Are You Going To Learn To Relax
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I Don't Mind You Earning More Money Than I Do, Or Driving
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Where Does This Go
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We Have An Opening That Will Suit You Perfectly. It's
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I Thought We Were Going To Play Doctor' 'we Are Playing
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Rodin's 'thinker' With A Computer For A Head
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My Next Selection Is A Protest Song Against Piano Lessons
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I Inherited Therefore I
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You Are Allergic To Strawberries, Caffeine And Bad Air
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He Took His First Step
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Honey, I'm Home
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No Thanks. I Read Somewhere That Late Night Snacking
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Falling Rock Zone
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Doctor Tests Man's Reflexes, Wallet Comes
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London 13,657,940 Inches
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At First The Commuting Wasn't So Bad. Then He Started
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